THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ( BEST OF SEASON 1 ) SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ i predicted obama, i predicted heath ledger and i still predict florida will break off and turn into little resort islands ! ❜
❛ i knew i’d find you here with the crackheads. ❜
❛ hey, pete wentz called, he wants his nail polish back. ❜
❛ it’s easy ! boy likes girl, girl likes boy. sex. ❜
❛ it’s a little kitschy for my taste. ❜
❛ we both know the closest you’ll get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it. ❜
❛ he wants to make your life miserable, it’s how he enjoys his. ❜
❛ when you lose someone, it stays with you, always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt. ❜
❛ that’s for me to know and you to — dot dot dot. ❜
❛ i’ve become my worst enemy — the authority figure. ❜
❛ is this the whole witch mojo thing? ❜
❛ — while you stand there, looking like one of those little yard trolls. ❜
❛ you hate me, because you loved her. ❜
❛ some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to taylor swift. ❜
❛ this is john varvatos, dude. ❜
❛ what’s so special about this bella girl? edward’s so whipped. ❜
❛ ah, i miss anne rice, she was so on point. ❜
❛ doesn’t it always come down to the love of a woman? ❜
❛ boy, this country sure has dumbed down in the last hundred years. ❜
❛ you’re dead, dude, get over it. ❜
❛ it’s cool not growing old. i like being the eternal stud. ❜
❛ this is my fault, i planted doubt - i’m a doubt planter ! ❜
❛ what, did you fedex it to rome? where is it? ❜
❛ aw, don’t get blood on the couch ! ❜
❛ why are you just standing there? that is a girl who clearly wants to be chased. ❜
❛ don’t look at me with those judgy little eyes. ❜
❛ don’t listen to him. he walks on a moral plane way out of our eye line. ❜
❛ good morning to you, little miss ‘ i’m on a mission.’ ❜
❛ don’t be bitter, it provokes wrinkles. ❜
❛ i’m shallow. i am worse than shallow, i’m a kiddie pool. ❜
❛ vampires can’t procreate, but we love to try. ❜
❛ sorry i can’t unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume alcohol. ❜
❛ lesbian friend necklace? ‘cause we’re freaky like that? ❜
❛ i’m a terrible awful person, but i’m working on it. ❜
❛ if i see something i haven’t seen before, i’ll throw a dollar at it. ❜
❛ you’re like mulder, except hotter, and a girl.❜
❛ it’s hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. i’m not that evolved. ❜
❛ there’s no way in hell that i’m going to play the role of your little minion. ❜
❛ i love to see a man drown his sorrows. it’s so sexy. ❜
❛ i’ve accepted the fact that you’re a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities. ❜
❛ now is not the time to be the lone ranger. ❜
❛ what you say and what you do are typically two very different things. ❜
❛ perfect, we’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ❜
❛ you know, i really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody. ❜
❛ do you want to hear the bad news or the really bad news? ❜
❛ you seem awfully chipper lately, less doom and gloom. ❜
❛ ah, nostalgia’s a bitch. ❜
❛ my actions, what i do, is not your fault. i own them, they belong to me. you are not allowed to feel my guilt ! ❜
❛ you’ve successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality. ❜
❛ ooh, i can smell the judgment coming off of you. ❜
❛ i do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? it sends a message. ❜
❛ i think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye thing you do. ❜
❛ oh, there’s only one do-gooder hero role available.❜
❛ i’m a vampire, what’s your excuse? ❜