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my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs