skatin fast eating grass

BigB: (sees someone invisible) Woa-- hello-- hey-- yy-yo-yo--! h-hhold on hold on-- (stammering)

?: What's going on BigB?

BigB: H-hold on--! itsh-- hey! If you-- NAME YOURSELF. Hello? Stop running. STOP.

(scary music gets subtly louder and louder)

BigB: It's like Tom and Jerry... (stammers) hey! Are you luring me somewhere, what is this? HELLO?

(BigB gets deeper in the hole. It's PITCH BLACK.)

BigB: ... hello? Wh-- What in the world...?

Scott: Hi :)

BigB: Oh it's you...

Scott: Yeah I was just sniffing around I was--

BigB: You're SO boogey!

Scott: Oh yeah!

BigB: Are you actually?

(silence, scrambling, BigB gets hit (by Scott?). It's really hard to make out what's happening bc it's legitimately pitch black.)

BigB: you're gonna kill me aren't you.

Scott: (Laughs)

BigB: (getting quieter) Please don't do it. I don't wanna go I don't--

Scott: (singsongy, with obvious smile in his voice) BigB......

BigB: I DON'T WANNA GO OUT LIKE THIS...!

Scott: (laughing, still singsongy) BigB I wouldn't do that would I? :)

BigB: You're actually-- Are you actually gonna kill me now?

Scott: (kinda hummy sound) Hmm but I mean, why would I kill you? :) I couldn't be the boogeyman for one, two... fourth time in this season, right?

BigB: (half laughing half whimpering) you're gonna kill me... no-oohoo! Don't!!

Scott: (laughing) I couldn't be the boogeyman for another time, could I?

BigB: Stop...!!

Scott: (laughing) (unintellegible)

BigB: (muttering) (also unintellegible)

Scott: O-- Smallishbeans was blown up by Smallishbeans??

BigB: Ohh my g--

Scott: (getting back into character) Come back down here bud ~ :)

BigB: Okay what do you want?

Scott: (exhales) Give me your sword.

BigB: (hesitates, exhales. opens inventory to see what he has.) But I--

Scott: If you give me your sword I won't kill you as boogeyman.

BigB: Okay if-- Wait, no. No. Let's make another deal.

Scott: Okay what's your other deal?

BigB: I will tell you who the real boogey is.

Scott: Mhm, hm. Okay. Who's the real boogey?

BigB: (quieter) I'm being serious about this now.

Scott: (smiling) Okay yeah? You tell me who's the real boogey and--

BigB: It's Joel!

Scott: ... Okay. Uhm. I--It still is me.

BigB: Is it really you?!

Scott: Yeahh.

BigB: Wait I thought you were luring me down there, like somewhere in the-- Is there something under there?

Scott: No I thought about doing a lure trap trap, uh, because I thought people wanted to kill me 'cause I was dark green and I could be like, "surprise! it's me!" uhm. But. Then you just followed me 'cause I was an invisible silent person and it kinda worked. But I didn't have anything set up, I just wanted to lure you into a corner.

BigB: This is-- this is like. This is really, this is really evil.

Scott: Oh thank you :D. I try.

(stammering, some struggling)

BigB: STOP--

Scott: (smiling) BigB. (giggling) BigB!

BigB: I did-- It was my pickaxe.

Scott: Uhuh.

BigB: So I'm-- I'm leaving now, by the way.

Scott: BigB give me your-- give me your sword.

BigB: I'm-- no, nope.

Scott: (giggling, giddy) Give me your sword!

BigB: (i can't exactly understand, something along the lines of "we'll be here all day"?)

Scott: Then, (laughing) you'll run out of cobblestone cuz (unintellegible)

BigB: I'm not gonna-- just-- just--

Scott: (giggling)

BigB: Just STOP. STOP!!

Scott: (laughing with SO much amusement and giddiness) BigB!

BigB: THIS IS NOT-- (laughing/whimpering) (stammering) why'd you--

Scott: What if this how you die thooo? :)

BigB: (voice getting higher pitched, shaky) It's not--!

Scott: But what if this is how you diiieeee thoooo? :))

BigB: It's noooottt though!!!

Scott: What if this is how you die thoooo??? :))))

BigB: I can't believe-- Please don't do this!

Scott: I am the boogeyman--

BigB: I will spare you!

Scott: Why?! :D You will spare me? (laughing)

BigB: I will spare you, I'll give you-- I'm gonna give you-- WAIT.

Scott: What? I told you, gimme your sword! :D

BigB: You really want my sword...?

Scott: Yes!

BigB: Really?

Scott: Yea! If you gimme your sword I won't kill you.

(more running away, placing blocks)

Scott: BigB--! (laughing)

BigB: Are you serious?!

Scott: (laughing) Yes!!

BigB: (opens inventory, gets TNT and flint and steel) okay. I'll give you my sword. Are you re-- You're really not gonna kill me?

Scott: If you are-- if you gimme your sword, I won't kill you as the boogeyman. That is correct.

BigB: But then what if you just kill me normally?! Just-- (stammering) get me outta here!!

Scott: That's not how interrogations / kidnapping works! (both stammering) You either gimme the thing that I'm asking for--

BigB: You definitely just kidnapped me.

Scott: -- or I kill youu!

BigB: (places TNT) Don't-- Even--

(BigB ignites the TNT)

Scott: (quietly) how fun!

(TNT explodes)

(BigB stammers, yelps)

Scott: I think that just hurt you more :)

BigB: You did--

Scott: (repeating) I think that just hurt you more :)

BigB: You're just making me panic now. Don't do this.

Scott: (giggly) I should make you panic. A-- Impulse and Cleo died. (back in character) but I'm trying to make you panic B. That is the goal :).

BigB: You really-- (stammering) Oh my god. I'm gonna die. Just-- By myself.

Scott: (singsongy) You miight :)

(Scott sneaks up to BigB, B lets out a manic giggle)

Scott: That's fine I'll just kill you the boring PVP way.

(they fight)

BigB: D-- OHM--

Scott: Fiiine BigB :) This is what you wanteed :)

(Scott gets BigB down to half a heart, then just stops and fucking leaves)

Scott: I'm kidding I'm not gonna kill you.

BigB: Are y--

Scott: That would've been funny tho.

BigB: Nonononono, you don't get away like that.

Scott: What do you mean? :) I mean I can hear someone else mining around.

Martyn: HA HAAA!

BigB: WH-- DUDE!

Martyn: (laughing, Scott is giggling behind him)

BigB: SCOTT'S THE BOOGEY AND TRIED TO KILL ME!

Martyn: Yeah, you think I care?!

BigB: (quietly) You don't care, you...

Scott: Yeahh, he's (no idea what he said, something about dying)

Martyn: Scott, c'mon-- we need a meeting with the reds, come in since you're a boogey.

Scott: Yayy I get to join in?? :D

Martyn: (getting further and further away w Scott) yeahh of course you do!

(Martyn and Scott chatter as they leave)

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...