the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

And if your ass can't double jump then what the fuck are you doing at the gay boy Olympics

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

I do think scifi covers in the 70s/80s were superior

the good news is that this place remains solidly a bloodbath because we can say whatever we want. i am going to stab multiple politicians to death. twitter would not be so appreciative of this statement

Dune is about a mythical space twink taking so much LSD that he gains the power to impose White Boy Summer on the entire galaxy