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Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

I went for a walk to go find/catch pokémon but the Pokémon Go servers were down!!!! So I just went for a walk in the sunshine on a summer day like some kind of idiot!!!!!! I feel bamboozled and tricked I did not leave my apartment for this 

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

Counterpoint: wrap rectangular thing up really tight all nice straight edges smooth surface fold in everything fits secure with tape feel good, feel very good, feels nice

honestly i can’t argue with this

Mmmmm ok pack I️t up y’all 2018 is canceled

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

y didn’t chris evans win an academy award for pretending like he couldn’t do a push up in the first captain america movie 

Tea

this black woman wore a recording device in her hair during her surgery i guess in case something went wrong and they tried to cover it up or just bc she was nosey and wanted to know if they talked about her, but the surgeons were laughing at her body and calling her “Precious” and she said she’s considering a lawsuit 

here’s the article

She fucking should!

The doctors did more than make fun of her body. They triggered an allergic reaction because they purposely ignored that she is allergic to penicillin. She had to go to the emergency following her surgery to treat her allergic reaction. All because she had racist doctors. She should definitely sue.

@17mul

sue them for everything they have

Did more than that if you read the article. The doctor was racist before she even had an appointment. 

dylan o'brien coming back to twitter after 261768 years just to call logan paul a gigantic piece of shit is a mood

you don’t have to know anything about Star Wars, but PLEASE watch this.

Use this gifset the next time some asshole tries to tell you that “there’s no disability in this sci-fi story because there’s no point.”

Yasss hope

we are all Kelly in that second gif right now

Daydreaming about alternative lives to escape my own has become a coping mechanism which I have internalised so much that it happens unconsciously throughout the day. I’ll be always daydreaming in the back of my head no matter what I do

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes