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Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.

how do i raise my reputation with bunnies?

Tip: You can raise your reputation with bunny by feeding them tasty treats!

What is the best tasty treat?

"puppy play" this "kitten play" that. What about bunny play? What if im a dumb rabbit, huh? What then?

Carrots.

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

All important conversations are best through a haze of smoke I don’t make da rules

I have an unhealthy relationship with most physical pleasures including food and having sex would you like to be best friends

this email could've been a 4 hour makeout sesh with whimpering and groping and grinding

im blinking my big doe eyes at you to let you know that you can hit me with your car

I’m so obsessed with boxers or briefs on a butch woman. The way they hug her thighs and pussy and the curves of her ass. The way the band goes straight across her sexy stomach, just peeking a bit out the top of her pants and inviting me to look. To touch. I love yanking those jeans down and dropping to my knees and eating my butch out through the little pocket in the front (obviously this is exactly why that flap exists) and I love when she’s soaking wet for me and it’s dripping down her leg and leaving wet spots on the fabric. I love massaging her thighs and kissing her hips and her stomach and licking her tattoos. Fuck I fucking love butches in boxers and briefs

Butch and wearing boxers as I read this, that little flap works great for when a little slut needs to be filled with your cock in a hurry.

Specifically sharing this again for the attached reblog because I know my freaky lil followers will love this shit

Um excuse me, there was way more to that story

Fuck me up birthday party style

Hey that was my line!