every snowflake's different just like you

sometimes home is a person

you survive your saw trap and this thing starts hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal’ing at you, what do you do?

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

I hope after ur lame party you have the sweetest dream :)

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

I’m ready and waiting for the day my life gets to start :)

Ilya Voice it’s a doggie dog world…

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

“average byler writer gets 10,000 kudos per fic” factoid actualy just statistical error. average byler writer gets 200 kudos per fic. Byler Georg, who lives in castle byers & gets 100,000-200,000 kudos per fic, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I’d honestly be scared as fuck if a bunch of basic shapes came floating towards me. Yellow Prism. Red Sphere? Fuck that.

You are really gonna freak out when I tell you about the sun

The Sun's fine as long as it stays over there

this made me smile, sending you warm vibes today

… How warm?