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If I wolfed out and couldn't, you know, change back, would you come and find me? I have no problem hunting you down.

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WEDNESDAY S02 PT. 1 + TEXT POSTS: WENCLAIR EDITION

Nat: I feel like we've been through this

Clint: Pretty sure we have, how's Yelena taking it?

Nat: Not well

Nat: (reads from her phone in a monotonous voice) Kate Bishop had done the unspeakable and cut her hair. How dare she, was this a plan? A distraction? How can I focus on anything when she looks like this?

Clint: How are they both this bad at dating?

Nat: It gets better.

Nat: (reading again) I have never been so attracted to hair before, is it the hair or her? It is obviously her, what am I meant to do? Oh she sent another selfie.

Nat: (laughing) We're entering capslock now

Clint: She knows where the capslock is?

Nat: (reading) IT IS A SHOWER SELFIE. WETT HAIR? HOW AM I MEANT TO??? NATASHA HELP ME.

Clint: Kate just texted

Nat: What happened?

Clint: (reading) I think Yelena hates my hair?? She's mumbling in Russian and hasn't blinked in 3 minutes can Natasha come and help?

Nat: Oh no, she's too horny to function

Clint: Please can we go see her to bully her about it later

Nat: (standing up) what else were we gonna do?

John Walker: You won’t escape, Hawkeye, and we’ll get the answers we need from you soon.

*Walker leaves*

Kate: If you release me I’ll make out with you.

Yelena: Deal.

*five minutes later*

John Walker, walking back into the room: Alright, time to - WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?

The girlfriend 👇🏼