If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

movie pirating sites are like horses

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

I think I’m going to be a slut for Halloween

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

You forgot gays

Yeet

and?

imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain