This is How We Get Caught

Dengue Fever. All’s well that ends well. 

Told Shar and Shar gives us 2 weeks ultimatum to tell J ourselves. We don’t tell him so she tells him herself. 

Rule #3 Make your friendship a priority. Just because you're physically intimate now, it doesn't mean you can't go back to hanging out in a platonic sense. If you're really concerned about maintaining your friendship, you have to put that before the sex. Remember, the sex is just a "benefit". 

Someone snaps a pic, posts to their social media account, X is friends with them or follows them. Me and bf are in the background or accidentally photobombing it

Went to a party with bf. Someone takes a pic of us and posts to FB. It uses the face recognition feature to tag me where X finds it in his news feed

BF and I are out cycling when we bump into X at the beach.

The guys are sitting in the hot tub and X says he’s thinking about getting back with me. The cousins and bf give each other a look.

Go to a park to make out. X goes there to bring dog for a walk.

I randomly bumped into X and he sees me wearing something unique that belongs to bf.

X sees my car while driving on the road and bf is easily recognizable as the driver and I'm in the passenger seat.

X stumbles upon this tumblr account and realizes these posts are about him and us.

Go to a cabin in the mountain with bf earlier in the week. Leave before the rest of the group including X arrives for the weekend. Accidentally leave one of my personal belongings behind and X find it. Or X sleeps in the same room as bf and detects my scent.

Bf and X are hanging out at the scratch lounge with E3. Bf asks E3 why he let E1 relapse and E3 retorts back by asking him why he's been fucking me. This exchange occurs in front of X. A fight ensues.

Bf takes me with him to the AP warehouse to do a small errand after hours. X forgot something at the warehouse and comes back to get it.

Me and bf audition for Amazing Race and get selected to compete. X sees us on TV and it's the Amazing Race: Couples Edition.

Bf brings my recycling to AP warehouse recycle bin. Boxes have my name on it and X discovers them.

Bf has deadly allergic reaction from eating bananas at my place. Has to go to the hospital and X hears about it.