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Everybody, grab a mask, and let’s get the hell outta here.

Nick: Anyone sees any more hand sanitiser, let me know. Rochelle: You’re kidding, right? Nick: Yeah, ha, ha, ha. A little bit more hand sanitiser and a few more face masks, and we wouldn’t be in this mess. Coach: You got a real thing about germs, don’tcha? Nick: A germ just wiped out the whole planet, Coach, so YES. Ellis: Aw man, that reminds me of the time Keith and I– Nick: Over your nose! It goes OVER YOUR NOSE. You pull your mask down to talk one more time, I’ll beat you SO bad, YOU’RE GONNA WISH A TANK PUT YOU OUTTA YOUR MISERY. Ellis: Ack! Nick! Keep your distance, man! What started as a J C Leyendecker study ended up being a mini-comic i suppose, oops.

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”