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trying on a metaphor
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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#extradirty
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the guy in the audience SNAPPED
i love this, video
*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.
WHO IS IIIIIIT
i need a two hour long hug
regret.mp4
“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”
invader zim filmed this
Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
that context makes is 10000X funnier
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!

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why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you
This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy
frollo has logged tf on
Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.
do you ever want to re-engineer your aesthetic out of sheer SPITE
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
You know what doesn’t fuck around?
Australian children’s books on animals
@jaypride 😐
There might be hope for our oceans, thanks to one clumsy moment in a coral tank.
It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.
Time for some Coral Fuck
This is actually really important though, cuz’ we’re killing coral faster than reefs can form.
Like I said, time for some Coral Fuck
smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver
um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual
i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon
that’s balloony

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therapist: how was your week?
me: mm.. i can’t remember
Ive never seen a more me post
I am deceased
minor update:
reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them
NPC idea: Wealthy dragon entrepreneur
(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…
Again
IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH
I did!!
It’s July
That means we only have a little over two months to prepare!
THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TIME! I NEED TO GET MY COSTUME AND CANDY!
*frantically grabs every black/organge item I own* let’s go!
I’ll go get decorations! We need as many as we can get!
I’ve got some….
But I think we need more
I got some candy while I was out, but I’m not sure it’s enough
Nope. We’ll definitely need more…. And ghosts. Can you send someone to pick up some ghosts?
I didn’t even think about that, I’ll get someone on that. How are we on cats? Do we have enough black cats?
We have too many black cats…. I couldn’t help myself. What about vampires?
this is gay privilege
Can none of you read

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Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?
The answer is:
Too fucking many
This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….
So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …
An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …
How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao
In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)
Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots
On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner
Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours
Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY
So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …
Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …
Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)
God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse
So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them
As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)
My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol
He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess
Update: WE BE JAMMIN’
Spices I used for this recipe:
-Cinnamon
-Nutmeg
-Ginger
-Allspice
-Vanilla Extract
The combination worked out very well!
Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P
So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)
Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ
Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care
send me some jam op
OP SEND US THE JAM
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