I HEAR, THEREFORE I AM.

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

ngl I don't think NPR knows what a tiny desk actually looks like

me when I'm a possum and I've broken into a bakery overnight

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.