big fluffy lesbian

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

I habe some bad news

BOTH TOWERS?

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!