I’m kinda like a prettier jesus

Raul: It depends on the costume, really, but on average, I'd say it's a pretty strong limit.

Raul: That's a relief, because I'd do essentially anything to do that again but costumes are a certain kind of limit.

Raul: Please tell me my betrothed doesn't have a thing for doing it in strange Halloween costumes. I won't kinkshame her but I very much do not own many. Or any.

Duncan: Has anyone ever said that to you? No, I don't think so. You're unfairly beautiful and the whole mean thing is weirdly attractive to some guys unfortunately. I saw this coming a million miles away.

Duncan: I'm not dispapointed in you but how you feel about it matters more than how I feel about it. He bullied you about it? I'M SORRY, I DON'T HATE YOU, I HATE THE IDEA OF DRESSING AS A GIRL! I didn't know that if I missed ONE party you'd finally join the fuck club! Oh my gosh, I've been your anti-sex charm this whole time! I'M SO UNSEXY I UNSEXIFY BOTH OF US.

Dylan: 75% of my life is spent surrounded by girls, do you really think I've NEVER heard that? I know I'm hot and freaks are into it, but we're talking about YOU here and girls are into at least half of all the weird shit you've got going on. You could've cashed in your v card forever ago!

Duncan: And I told you that you shouldn't have faith in me! Boys think you're hot, girls DON'T think I'm hot, it really only makes sense.

Duncan: You slept with your fiance? Woah. I mean... I'm glad you finished? Wait, when did this even happen?

Dylan: Girls totally think you're hot! It's the personality thing that ruins it! So no, it doesn't!

Raul: Your betrothed has far too many brain cells, he can spare a few to a good cause. In fact, he insists upon it, so if it isn't as easy as texting to make arrangements, what must he do?

Raul: You could message him to make a plan to do it again. That's an option and a great one. Although given that you sent a text to your cousin to your betrothed on accident and their names would be nowhere near each other in your phone, being fucked stupider by said betrothed could have dangerous ramifications for you.

Duncan: I told you that you'd be the first one to lose it! I knew it! I didn't know it would happen so soon though. Congratulations? Did you like it? Who was it? HOW was it?

Duncan: Or actually, that's too many questions, feel free to ignore them.

Dylan: I knooow! But I didn’t! I really had faith in you! And me neither, what the fuck!

Duncan: I DON'T WANT TO BE A SEX GOD! That's literally like my worst nightmare!

Raul: Agree to disagree. I'm establishing myself as someone you can always get answers from and losing nothing in the process. I can only meet you where you're at, and you're here apparently, so this is where trust begins until and unless you decide to have better or earnest questions.

Duncan: I'm not! You're underestimating how ugly I am! And I seriously doubt girls would be thirsting for me one way or another but especially not if I was dressed like a girl! It's not about fragile masculinity, it's about feeling ugly all the time and knowing that costume would make it worse!

@rauldecoronado. We’re already supposed to get married, so he’s kind of a nobrainer.

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Andy: Crossing my fingers and my toes for you! Just make sure not to kill anyone cool on accident, the world has so few cool people in the first place. OH. Well, yay then?

Duncan: I know she's not just the Mamma Mia girl but she IS a GIRL and I'm not one and I wouldn't look cute as one, I don't even look cute as a dude! And I don't see how it'd be an iconic move when it'd just make you look like you have ugly friends!