Do you do modelling or anything? Fuck it, Iāll cut to the chase - I really want to see your tits.
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Do you do modelling or anything? Fuck it, Iāll cut to the chase - I really want to see your tits.
Gross š¤¢

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Hey, so I've witnessed a recent change in your blog. It seems you are strictly posting pictures of women. I was just wondering if you've been hacked or this is just a recent development in how you'd like to run your blog. š
Hey man thank you so much for letting me know. I never use this account anymore so never noticed!
So my tumblr has been hacked
Swear down Iām so annoyed.
no but in all seriousness, donāt force relationships and donāt force friendships. if these things arenāt flowing into your life naturally, you can do without them until they do.
Find someone who pays attention. Who runs their fingers over your every scar; and asks where each one came from. Find someone who knows how you like your coffee; what song makes you want to roll the windows down and slam on the gas pedal. Find someone who takes in your smallest details; who notices the things you thought no one ever would. And thenā¦when you find them⦠Be their someone, too.
a paragraph about falling in love,Ā deep3snplottwistsĀ (via wnq-writers)

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I. AM. SHOOK.
Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, donāt try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, āshit yeah man, that sucks. Iām sorry youāre going through that. Iām here for you.ā Thatās literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.
Nothing is impossible when the Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays in the background
lil uzi vertās new marilyn manson chain is a lot
~bapesandmixtapes~
Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): āYes hello, I would like to -ā
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: āUh, sorry, what I want to do is -ā
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: āNo, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -ā
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: āArnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! ⦠Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.ā
me: āI love and forgive him.ā
Customer: āDonāt, he doesnāt deserve it. Anyway, Iām calling about -ā
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before Iād said more than:Ā āThereās a goat-ā the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said,Ā āYeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. Thatās Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.āĀ
Trolled by a fucking goat.Ā
iām fucking dying āyeah thatās brendaā

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i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode
it looked like this
(via itgetsbedderĀ /Ā tomotomotomomo)
me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but Iāll do her makeup I guess
In a childrenās hospital of Italy - therapeutic dogs are impatiently waiting to see their respective children. [x]
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my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him
*sets entire english language on fire*
Thereby showing that the phenomenon that gave use gems like āPIN numberā and āATM machineā (also known as the self-demonstrating RAS syndrome, i.e. āredundant acronym syndrome syndromeā) is actually age-old :).
This is fantastic