i 🖤 vampirism

i don’t think it’s ethical to send fanfic directly to actors but i genuinely do hope matt johnson has seen at least one of the fics where one of his self insert characters is a trans woman

rollin jones you are not bob fosse. you’ll never make all that jazz. stop embarrassing yourself.

i need to be locked in a box, i need to be laughing on my friends’ couch, i need to be making a movie, i need to finish the things i’ve started, i need a long break in a sensory deprivation chamber, i need to do my work, i need to eat a mango, i need the haze caused by wildfires 100s of miles away to lift, i need to pause time, i need to be in the future now

i walked outside and the world looked hazy in a way that i could only describe as the sun hitting the world wrong and i became convinced that i was having some kind of episode(?), anyways turns out that it’s the canadian wildfires again

FREE ME FROM THIS FUCKING JOB

did i hallucinate the idea that matt’s magic the gathering project was going to be based around a pro tour rather than a straight live action fantasy movie in the world of magic? was that a rumor? i thought confidently that had been said somewhere but i can find no evidence

calling out sick from work due to being too sweaty to function

when me and my friend finish the pilot script for our vampires living in nyc subway tunnels webseries life will be awesome