local swamp hag

You are not immune to You

i love making jokes about straight people because youre like “hehe straight people are banned!! :)” and theyre like “i consider you subhuman”

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

i wish being a heterophobe was a real thing that affected straight people because some of you truly need to be oppressed

ariana grande getting to preform at a pride festival after mocking trans people in her music videos and using wlw for shock value really proves that cishets need to be hunted for sport

Y’all really stay reaching don’t you?

i’m reaching for ya mamas tiddies and they plump as hell

ariana grande getting to preform at a pride festival after mocking trans people in her music videos and using wlw for shock value really proves that cishets need to be hunted for sport

Y’all really stay reaching don’t you?

i’m reaching for ya mamas tiddies and they plump as hell

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

honestly did we all really want maroon 5 to sing the spongebob song. like……maroon 5?

no i wanted spongebob to sing it you stupid bitch

understandable I’ll kill myself now

thank you

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life