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+18. MDNI
i talk about sex and murder here
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probably mostly going to blog about the realm or the dsmp. also expect rpf

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while we're talking top/bottom dom/sub headcanons i did rediscover that i made a spreadsheet about it a few months back, so here is what that looks like
sorry to the eight characters i didn't actually fill out. and also i may have contradicted myself idk i didn't look at the chart too closely.
also, i'm fairly sure these were either aggregate headcanons or "in a vacuum and compelled to be honest, what would the character say about themselves" kind of headcanons so it doesn't account for the specific headcanons i have about specific ships, either. idk send me more asks about it i really like talking about these headcanons :3
what about dom/top cpuffy? or sam
i think top cpuffy is absolutely in the cards. i wouldn't call her stone top but she's definitely more of a giver than a receiver. dom, though? i think it depends! i don't ship cpuffy with many people, mostly just channah, sometimes cbbh (i actively dislike puffychu sorry </3) and in those two ships, especially concurrent with eggpire, it's very rooted in power struggle. i don't think puffy comes out on top of that struggle.
post-eggpire i don't see those ships engaging in any strict dom/sub dynamics, and im not even sure i see puffhalo at all post eggpire (i like them mostly as the respective leaders of pro-omelette vs eggpire, but i could be convinced).
puffyrose post-eggpire is a very "i can fix her" ship that does put puffy in more of a position of control, and i would say puffy doms hannah as opposed to the reverse post-eggpire... but i also don't think they're very likely to be having sex with dom/sub dynamics. i think the sex they're having is emotional and angsty and if any roles could be applied to it i would just describe puffy's as "service." which mostly just translates to topping lmao.
awesamdude is violently switch & vers to me and picturing him as strictly dom/sub or top/bottom just doesn't feel correct to me haha. i think in practice he ends up topping more just because he's physically larger than other characters, and he himself has this expectation that his partners will want him to top, but without that expectation he is fully 50/50 on it all. i do have a soft spot for subtop sam though, especially with quackity and/or dream.
we r not dating but u cant talk to anyone else and im also chaining u to the radiator anyway so
pearl isn't like a pet play candidate for me because it just kind of would roll over and accept it. which sucks. because the best part of pet play is the initial power struggle in which the pet is battling their instinctive humiliation and trying to escape the situation but eventually being forced to give in. and everything after that is a little bit boringggggggg.... etho is a little better because she has her pride and it's cute but i think that while she'd submit situationally she'd bounce back outside of the scene because her sense of self is weird. and hard to warp like that. she's not a "good girl" she's . well i don't know. anyways i think it would be very satisfying to break that but pet play isn't the way to do so and it's not happening. like that. gem on the other hand is PERFECT and i need someone to coo over her. and poke and prod her. and put a little collar (very cute) with a bell (jingles) and maybe even drag her around on a leash. until she likes it. cuz i know you could make her like it.
incestworld cleo loses her temper and snaps that she'd rather have a dog than a daughter like gem . and then they try it out... gem wants to make her eat those words.... cleo has her sleeping in a dog cage pissing in the back yard eating out of bowls on the floor. naked and collared. and the worst part is that slowly gem starts to like living like this. because cleo might muzzle her when she gets too mouthy but when she's gagged up sometimes cleo will pet her and praise her and it's more affection than she'll ever get otherwise. and eventually cleo feels guilty + has to let her go so no one will notice so the whole thing stops but gem does not feel like she won because part of her would like to go back.

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btw aro ctommy and he has platonic gay sex with tubbo all the time. They're not queerplatonic or anything they're just best friends with benefits
c clingy naked cuddling btw. Waking up in the mornings to their best friend lying there next to them vulnerable, but safe. Completely safe. Face full of sleepy contentedness. Tubbo stares at tommy for a moment when he wakes up but then just pulls him close and buries his face in his chest. Safe and warm and naked and giggly and happy. They can feel each other's morning wood and they just shift closer and fall back asleep with pleasant pressure against each other.
your posts about cynikka and cass have intrigued me about state smp in a way i was not before,,
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everyone must become obsessed with the female state creators. please. please
cynikka did nothing wrong. also she's fucking GORGEOUS. so ofc i am kind of obsessed.
cass just has immaculate vibes. she's strong and smart and completely fucking lax idgaf-er about her own country's laws.
i really do reccomend watching ish's 2.5 video (rich vs poor civilization) for context. even tho most of the video focuses on #someguy . (i actually do like saps and flux. i just dont care abt them as much as some of the other characters) (i ship turnsaps and thomflux much, much more than fluxarata, personally)
ofc, i also adore jophiel and seraphim <3 but i know less abt them
Actually I could do whoever you want 14, I need to hear your thoughts on that
hohoho my choice this time >:)
14: most embarrassing thing they've jerked off to and/or with
I'm picking Sam, because Sam has absolutely jerked off to a whole housewife-esque fantasy in his head between himself and Dream, but like, the whole nine yards. Stereotypical house with a picket fence and Sam's come home from work and Dream is there making dinner in an apron and Sam puts a baby in him.
But Chorus, you say, that's so fleshed out, and to that I say YES, because it's absolutely a recurring fantasy for him, and yes, he gets ice cold post-nut clarity every time. It does not get better. He keeps jerking off to it.
they fuck after this

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Cynikka does not consider what they do "cheating". They are the Queen, after all.
Yes, she is married. Yes, Harvest and Spy are lovely, lovely spouses. But can a Queen not have as many men at her disposal as she wants? Why shouldn't she let Turntapp fuck her in her marriage bed? Why shouldn't she lick the sweat from Benji's collar after a council meeting? Why shouldn't she flash Schpood to throw off his rants whenever they speak?
It's his country, no? It's very legal for the Queen to take as many men into his harem as he wants, for he has made it such a law.
Cynikka has her vices, but polite company know not to mention it. Impolite company, however... well. Bringing up how Cynikka will do anything for any cock she sees is a good way to get her to cut a meeting short. Not because she's mad, oh no - too horny to think would be the easier answer.
Little nymphomaniac that he is, Cynikka has no qualms at all about fucking each and every person who asks for his audience. Any cock will do. He'll happily get down on his knees for any one, size or shape doesn't matter.
After all, no one can claim any valor over having bedded the Queen of Infernus if anyone with a dick could have done so, right?
Okay back to regularly scheduled horny posts. Uhhhhhhh tomboy who only wears graphic T's and flannels gets pregnant and starts only wearing flannels when she outgrows the graphic T's