DyingWillows

"pervert"? overall correct but lacking in nuance. 5/10. barely passing. when i stroked the inside of your halo with my big toe i was subjecting you to perversion. perverting you. im a perverter. you're the perverted. and isn't that obvious, what with that completely perverted halo you have

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

grinding and making out will help our friendship i promise, especially if you're loud about it

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

Say Edelwiess ten times fast

Snapdragons! I love them so much, I used to open them up by pinching them as a little kid because well, I don’t know why lol.

cute date idea: you drink a liter of water then this one watches you squirm and whimper until you piss yourself, because you're not allowed to use the bathroom

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

You deserve to die. Your needy throat begs to be choked by me. I am eagerly waiting to watch the life disappear from your eyes.

I just think us fucking in the mating press position would bring us closer together as mutuals.

Dont send a good morning text send a whimpering audio of you struggling to hold your morning pee and wating for premission