Don't You Hate It When _

Don't you hate it when you landlord calls you multiple times on a Saturday about things that are not a part of your lease.

Don't you hate it when you finally might be on track to beat a boss on your sixth attempt, but then it falls off the stage and just dies.

Don't you hate it when your computer says it can't empty the trash because "there is not enough memory to complete this operation".

Don’t you hate it when the broadcast networks fill primetime with hot air knowing full well that the vote tally is not going to finish during that time.

Don't you hate it when you open a door that hasn't been used in a few weeks and a bunch of tiny spiders start crawling down from the top and FALL ON YOU.

Don't you hate it when you're waiting at the light to cross the street and your bus just goes right by and the next isn't for fifteen minutes, so you're gonna be late for work.

Don’t you hate it when you try to delicately open a Pepperidge Farm aluminum-lined paper bag, but you just rip a giant hole in it because it’s terrible packaging.

Don't you hate it when you want to watch two trashy shows at the same time.