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It's worse than you could imagine and better than you couldd hope for

i think i had eaten a single-digit number of popsicles over the past decade but the last month I've been going fucking nuts eating like 4 popsicles a day and it's awesome. I dunno why I didn't do this earlier

also after going into the nightmare realm for like 8 hours I went and got my first ever 0 game wins cube draft which proves that you shouldn't "introspect" or "reminisce" or it makes you bad at collectible card games

did a bunch of acid earlier and """age regressed""" and let me tell you i am NOT A FAN OF THAT

your tits are pretty nice and theyll get a lot nicer / eat a lot of mouses so they call me mister micer

cracked the nationwide top 10 for air pollution 💪 my city stays winning 😤

quoted a guy the price for some 8.5x11 pieces and then he came in and they were like 16x20 instead so it's like twice as expensive. and he was like oh well I took a picture of it with my phone and asked google how big it was. he is a salaried employee of a college btw they pay this guy like 4 times what I make. he probably has dental insurance

arms hurty

i think about the movie Summer of Sam a LOT. I need to rewatch it soon to do a serious appraisal of whether or not it is actually one of my favorite movies because it genuinely might be. problematic fave though

if I was like 15% more detached from reality rn I would be actively researching which demon is gonna emerge soon. because of all the biblical plagues being visited upon the land

theres a gambling addiction billboard by the mall that has a guy going like 🤔 and the caption says Am I becoming a professional at taking the 'L'?