pliers

It's worse than you could imagine and better than you couldd hope for

i poisoned my amulet with impure actions that I did while wearing it and now I need to renew it with fresh blood 🙄 and I think I don't have any free evenings this week for that kind of bullshit so it's just not even useful for the next several days

they changed the label of lindemans so it looks cringe what the fuck

this summer im gonna start dressing like H.I. McDonnough

if I ever post about lusting after a folk musician you need to warn my loved ones because I am making one of my classic mistakes and need someone with power of attorney to put me in a medical coma

my friend has suggested that it is the summer of playing and having fun but I think for me it is going to be the summer of sleaze

that one goodie mob song where they're talking about how much they love their moms is very sweet and then big gipp is just like "yeah she used to hit me a LOT. and she gave birth to me I guess" man maybe you didn't need a verse on this one

everytime I get curious and try to look up numbers about hantavirus or whatever novel monkeypox type thing has been discovered on the East Coast, all the information where I live is still about how I guess everyone out here has turbosyphilis. and gov is just like "watch out!!" and there's no explanation for why this is happening at all. fake ass 1920s region