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Hiya everyone! Here’s a list of one-liners inspired by one of my all-time favorite books/movies, Silver Linings Playbook.

“I’m empty. I have nothing.”

“Calm down, crazy.”

“You’re killing me!”

“Do you feel that? That’s emotion.”

“You’re hiding something from me, I can tell.”

“Do you love me?”

“Maybe I know something you don’t know.”

“You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.”

“I still love you in my own fucked-up way.”

“You look nice. Oh - I’m not flirting with you.”

“I need you so fucking bad.”

“You know, for a while, I thought you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now I’m starting to think you’re the worst.”

“What did the doctor say?”

“I don’t feel anything.”

“Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?”

“When I needed you the most, I was abandoned.”

“You’re a hypocrite.”

“I’m risking a lot, but only because I believe in you.”

“I don’t want to stay in this bad place. I want a happy ending.”

“You have poor social skills. You have a problem.”

“Miracles happen on Christmas; everybody knows that.”

“Are you taking the proper dosage of your medication?”

“It can still be a date if you order Raisin Bran.”

“I opened up to you, and you judged me.”

“They’re my best friend, but they’re not you. You’re the one I love.”

“This whole thing was a mistake.”

“When life reaches out to you, it’s a sin if you don’t reach back.”

“I love you. I knew it the minute I met you.”

“I’m just trying to be romantic.”