"You chose her because she's the best, right?"

i forgot that you existed 

“ you did me wrong. ” “ i couldn’t get away. ” “ something happened one magical night. ” “ i forgot that you existed. ” “ i thought that it would kill me, but it didn’t. ” “ it isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference. ”

cruel summer 

“ i’m always waiting for you. ” “ devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes. ” “ what doesn’t kill me makes me want you more. ” “ it’s new, the shape of your body. ” “ it’s a cruel summer with you. ” “ we’ll just screw it up in these trying times. ” “ if i bleed, you’ll be the last to know. ” “ said i’m fine, but it wasn’t true. ” “ i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you. ” “ i love you– ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard? ” “ i screamed, for whatever it’s worth. ”

lover 

“ we could leave the christmas lights up till january. ” “ this is our place, we make the rules. ” “ there’s a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you. ” “ have i known you twenty seconds, or twenty years? ” “ can i go where you go? ” “ can we always be this close? ” “ i’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you. ” “ i’ve love you three summers now, honey, but i want ‘em all. ” “ i take this magnetic force of a man/women/etc. ” “ my heart’s been borrowed, and yours had been blue. ” “ all’s well that ends well to end up with you. ” “ save all your dirtiest jokes for me. ” “ at every table, i’ll save you a seat. ” “ darling you’re my lover. ”

the man 

“ i played the field before i found someone to commit to. ” “ i’m so sick of running as fast as i can. ” “ wondering i’d get there quicker is i was a man. ” “ i’m so sick of them coming at me. ” “ coz if i was a man, then i’d be the man. ” “ they’d say i hustled, put in the work. ” “ they wouldn’t shake their heads and questions how much of this i deserve. ” “ it’s okay that i’m mad. ”

the archer 

“ i’m ready for combat. ” “ i don’t want that. ” “ cruelty wins in the movies. ” “ i’ve got a hundred thrown out speeches i almost said to you. ” “ easy they come, easy they go. ” “ i never grew up. ” “ help me hold on to you. ” “ i’ve been the archer, i’ve been the prey. ” “ who could ever leave me, darling? ” “ but who could stay? ” “ who could ever leave me, darling, but who could stay? ” “ i search for your dark side. ” “ what if i’m all right, right here? ” “ i hate my reflection for years and years. ” “ i pace like a ghost. ” “ all of my heroes die all alone. ” “ i see right through me. ” “ can you see right through me? ” “ all the king’s horses, all the king’s men couldn’t put me together again. ” “ all of my enemies started out friends. ”

i think he knows 

“ his/her/their hands already a cold glass make me wanna know that body like it’s mine. ” “ got that boyish look i like in a man. ” “ i’m an architect, i’m drawing up the plans. ” “ nobody understands. ” “ he/she/they got my heartbeat skipping down 16th avenue. ” “ wanna see what’s under that attitude. ” “ i want you. ” “ i think he knows. ” “ i’ll make myself at home and he’ll/she’ll/they’ll/you’ll want me to stay. ” “ hand on my thigh, we can follow the sparks. ”

miss americana & the heartbreak prince 

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“Sometimes I love this job. I do. I really do!”

“There’s nothing wrong with building a horse toilet.”

“I’m guessing the parachute didn’t work.”

“Ow, that’s me you’re stabbing!”

“You ain’t listening to me, you flannel!”

“I must be morbidly obese with divine wisdom.”

“Hot sausage!”

“You want to know why I sat on that bus?”

“I got drunk and measured him.”

“I’m fat! I need a chocolate.”

“We are looking for an exceptional cook who does exceptional cooking, exceptionally.”

“Hello, have we met? I’m a kangaroo!”

“I’d give you bees, dead dogs, and flies.”

“Oh, that is a sad story. Would you like my private 27-piece orchestra to play you something sad?”

“This man/woman is going to kill me with this fish!”

“Yeah, hi, I’d like to buy 5000 wasps.”

“Vegetables are for peasants!”

“My suggestion is destroy the sun.”

“Soon they will be upon us. We must flee this place!”

“No more stockings made out of gravy for me!”

“Hi! I’m a shouty man/woman!”

“We’re here to raid your monasteries.”

“Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon.”

“I don’t know why I’m saying sorry, he’s dead.”

“You swapped your own son for a chicken.”

“Ugh, I can smell that putrid donkey liver from here.”

“Am I right? No! I’m absolutely wrong!”

“That’ll teach you to be a nasty assassin.”

“Some might say I ruined their lives.”

“That’s not glamorous, that’s lame.”

“I have to say, that’s the most pleasant mugging I’ve ever had.”

“Permission to speak terminated.”

“We can’t feed her dead, buttered spiders. That’s just crazy.”

“When you hear how my story ends you won’t believe your ears.”

“Shut it, lampy-knickers!”

“If you rescue me people will still find me really annoying.”

“I really should’ve worn two pairs of underpants.”

“A heart’s a heavy burden.”

“Lets run! Don’t fight them!”

“Hey, hey! We’re busy here!”

“Wait! You can’t come up here!”

“I don’t care if you’re a monster.”

“I just organized things. Nothing’s ruined.”

“Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.”

“I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”

“It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful, before.”

“That is ancient sorcery… and quite powerful, too.”

“Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you.”

“I don’t cook! I’m a scary and powerful fire demon!”

“I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!”

“I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t torment my friend.”

“The mark may be gone, but the spell is still there.”

“And while you’re at it, make hot water for my bath.”

“Don’t be alarmed, but I’m being followed. Act normal.”

“I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“After the war, they won’t recall they ever were human.”

“Here’s another curse for you: may all your bacon burn.”

“It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!”

“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”

“Knowing you’d be there gave me the courage to show up.”

“Yeah, but no one really believes that. Come on, let’s be honest.”

“You’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”

“Well, the nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”

“You… you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”

“There you are, sweetheart, sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”

“They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”

“I know I can be of help to you, even though I’m not pretty and all I’m good at is cleaning.”

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“I remember all these things but why?”

“They don’t even hate us, it’s just what they do.”

“There’s a world outside of these crumbling walls.”

“If you would like I may be willing to give you some time.”

“I’m glad to see you, I was hoping you’d come.”

“Let me show you what living is!”

“My soul has turned to stone.”

“Up she rises, down she goes.”

“You may paint my portrait and buy me champagne, but don’t kiss me.”

“Well, if your doctors were any good, you wouldn’t be here, would you?”

“When did I become so old?”

“I am the savior of this world.”

“These lips are not for the taking.”

“Well, the disease has proven fatal, it’s spreading.”

“Should I be smiling?”

“What is this in my hand?”

“They’ll fall to no harm if my eyes never close.”

“How the penny doth flow when it’s death they fear!”

“I’m brave when I am with you.”

“You’re not who I thought you’d be but I’m glad you’re here with me.”

“I watch them bleed and I feel nothing.”

“Here no one has a past.”

“Dancing is my cup of tea.”

“Your smile is breathtaking”

“Oh my gosh, you look beautiful”

“Truly stunning”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to stare you just look ravishing”

“Now how is the cutest person in the room doing?”

“You smell nice”

“Your heart is far too big for your body”

“You care and that’s what makes you such a wonderful person”

“You’re the greatest friend EVER”

“Your hair is so soft and shiny”

“You have the cutest laugh. I wish I heard it more often”  

“Your skin is flawless, HOW?”

“Someone is going to be very lucky to have you”

“You have a perfect body it’s not fair”

“Send over some of that perfection this way, I’m in desperate need of it”

“You’re an amazing artist. How do you draw like that?”

“Mmm,  your cooking is amazing”

“You have this way of making me smile even when I’m sad”

“You’re too adorable, I’m claiming you. You’re mine”

“Even the way you fall on your face is cute. Need help up?”

“You have the prettiest eyes”

“Everyone loves you, how could they not?”

“Your cheeks are so cute, can I pinch them PLEASE?”

“With how amazing you are I might fall for you. Watch out”

“I love your freckles”

“Once everyone figures out how wonderful you are they might want to steal your time away from me but that’s not happening”

They say you can help.

Who told you about me?

So, how much trouble are we in? 

I did make you a souffle but it was too beautiful to live. 

I’m sorry, there weren’t any good questions left. 

Are you real? Are you actually, properly, real?

Is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy? 

Don’t lie. I know when you’re lying to me.

Pretty soon she’s going to try and kill you.

Okay, I’m counting three lost causes. Anyone else? 

The basic fact of our relationship is that I love you more than you love me.

Don’t you dare say that to me. Don’t you ever dare. 

You dreamed it for yourself because the truth was too terrible. 

Why do they hate you so much? They hate you so much. 

You think I’ll just let you leave without me, after what we’ve just been through?

I’ve no idea what it is. Do you want to find out?

Why can’t you just phone ahead like any normal person? 

Look, you need to learn some manners.

Oh, I never talk about myself with a gun pointed at me. Let’s talk about you.

It isn’t your choice. It’s mine. 

No. No debts. You don’t owe me anything. 

I just worry there’ll come a time when you never turn up. That something will have happened to you and I’ll still be waiting, never knowing. 

No, come on. You’ll be there till the end of me. 

I knew you’d find me eventually. 

Make peace with your gods. 

I see ‘keep out’ signs as suggestions more than actual orders. Like ‘dry clean only’. 

Why would he want to kill you? Unless he’s met you. 

Oh, so you’re not even a tiny bit curious? 

Why would I be curious? It’s a mysterious space cowboy assassin. Curious? Of course I’m not curious. 

He’s lying. Every word, every thing he says, it’s all lies.

War is another world. 

Looking at you is like looking into a mirror, almost. 

We can end this right now. We could save everyone right now.

When did killing someone become an option?

Don’t you see? Violence doesn’t end violence, it extends it.

For what it’s worth, I know you’re going to save us.

Justice doesn’t work like that. You don’t get to decide when and how your debt is paid.

I’ll find you. If I have to tear this universe apart, I will find you.

I have to face the souls of those I’ve wronged. Perhaps they will be kind.

Look at you now. All grown up. 

Look, what you do isn’t all there is. 

Somebody was talking, and I just said yes. 

Some left me. Some got left behind. And some, not many but, some died.

No, no, no. I mean, I’ll be better at it this time. I miss you.

These people are precious to me. And I will defend them to my last breath.

There was a time, there were years, when I couldn’t live without you.

This is one corner of one country in one continent on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. 

You are giving off some very strange signals. 

Whoa! Whoa! What kind of a welcome do you call that?

Things to do, worlds to save, swings to swing on. 

There’s something different about you, isn’t there?

Only you could fancy someone in a book.

I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn’t have to end. I hate endings. 

Beware the yowza. Do not, at this point, yowz.

Once we know what’s coming, it’s written in stone. 

Are you an archaeologist as well as a detective?

Didn’t you used to be somebody? 

Nothing is gained by you being a sentimental idiot!

I won’t let them take him. 

Even if you got out, you’d have to keep running for the rest of your life. They would be chasing you forever. 

To save you, I’d do anything. 

Together or not at all. 

Look, next time, could we could just go to the pub? 

Stop it. Just, just stop it!

You look after him. You be good, and you look after him.

I will never be able to see you again!

I’m sorry. I didn’t think.

Above all else, know that we will love you always. 

Sometimes I do worry about you, though.