Ghost Talkin'

*Me during any and all “peak romance/sexual tension” ballroom scenes 

*Me drooling over waistcoats and cravats

Mr. Darcy:

If you’re only allowed to have physical contact when you dance, then dancing with someone is electric. It’s so charged. -Matthew Macfadyen

“He is irresistible. I think it’s because, in today’s cinema and it’s fantastic, but we go for very pretty guys. And Matthew is a big bloke, he’s a big bloke and he’s really vulnerable, and really manly, and he’s just desperately romantic. So yeah, he is. He’s completely irresistible.” 

- Mrs. Bennet would be panicking.

- Mr. Bennet will have locked himself in his library by day 2. 

- Jane is making WAY too much tea. 

- Lizzie is sneaking out every morning to get her walk in and hanging in her father’s library reading to him. 

- Mary knows everything there is to know about the virus, and won’t stop talking about it.

- Kitty is coughing which is causing Mrs. Bennet to panic even more. 

- Lydia is complaining about not being able to see the officers. 

BONUS:

 - Darcy isn’t impacted. He hasn’t left his house in mon– weeks… He hasn’t left his house in weeks.