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     !!     guess who’s back–  it’s me! i’ll be around again; on tumblr & discord ( im me! ).

     ›     oh, i— my heart is— wow, um. thank you. i’m glad to know that i make someone feel… nice inside. and happy, hopefully. and. do i make sense? i’m so flustered— anyways. thank you, this made my heart do a thing. i’m positive you’re amazing, mystery person.

     ›     hell— that compliment always catches me off guard. thank you. you’re talented, too, buddy. secondly, i’m glad that we talk as well, mon petit chou. you’re a lovely gal. i’m happy that we’re friends. and, if i’m honest, i feel very close to you already. (hopefully that’s mutual!) let’s continue to grow closer and to talk often! … is it just me, or am i talking like some wrinkly old man right now?

     :     hello there— jung eunwoo, right? pledis girlz? wait, no. pristin! yes, i’ve seen a few of your covers! you girls are really great. … moving on before i get caught on this tangent, i officially accept this friendship proposal with open arms! you’re now stuck with me as your new buddy. congratulations.

     :     ah, well. damn. i’m flattered, as well as a bit flustered. i mean, being called talented— that makes me really happy. wow. thank you so much for that. but since we all know that i’m cool, i can confidently tell you that you are also cool, my new friend. let’s talk lots now, yeah?

     :     i can’t believe the park chaeyoung also known as rosé, blackpink’s actual Goddess, wants to be my friend. am i dreaming? is this real life?  hah, jokes aside! i’d love to be your friend hands-down. let us commence our journey through acquaintanceship all the way to (close!) friendship, my new buddy.

    &    “hey now.”  he feigns a cough, forcing away an amused simper.  “says the guy that had hair resembling a feather duster. we—”  he gestures between the two,  “—are one in the same. however, i am willing to admit that you did look… pretty good… with that weird hair.”