a PLATTER of stuff

LMAO melon musk really was so loud, blasted a car into space and everything and now he’s fired from his own company less than a year later GET FUCKED BOYO

AND IT WAS ALL OVER A WEED JOKE HE MADE FOR A GIRLFRIEND WHO DIDNT EVEN STAY WITH HIM AJDJSHGFJDKSK GOD

i know we’ve all had time to process elon musk’s total collapse over time but seriously look at the big picture for a sec its so fucking funny

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

Forbes 2 under 2

“Both of these babies kick ass”

the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember

I need the whole video

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms