Syndicate

Fuck Toni missing Wade is seeping into me and making me sad. There is literally NO other Wade for her. I’m not sure if any other Wade will have the same chemistry. My first mistake was listening to songs that remind her of him. I fucked up BIG TIME. Then went through the ship tag b/c for some reason I thought bringing up all the feels all over again was a good idea. I just fucked both of us over lmao. Now we both miss Wade. I mean honestly who is going to look at her the way he does? Care about her the way no one ever has? Who’s going to make her laugh so hard she snorts? Who is going to chase away her demons? Who else is going to understand the crazy in her? The side of her that is afraid? That side of her that combats sadness with anger? And as for Tony…. HE MISSES HIS BEST FRIEND DAMNIT. Who the hell is supposed to talk to him when he’s drunk and no one else will because no one understands him the way Wade does? Hm? WHO!? And what is going to happen when Tony wants to blow shit up and doesn’t have Wade around to enjoy it with him? NO ONE IS GOING TO GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND BLOW SHIT UP WITH TONY OTHER THAN WADE. Whos gonna pester Tony while he works? Or stop him from burning down the house in his half assed attempts to cook and convince him to just order takeout? Who’s gonna help him put out the Christmas tree when he accidentally sets it on fire? Who’s gonna accidentally HELP him set the Christmas tree on fire? I CANT TAKE MY FEELINGS SOMEONE HELP ME. Please I beg you, take my feelings away.

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier.

# he’s always so dramatic

Transcript: We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous. And when you raise children in that world, where everything points towards love and everything's perfect on the outside, when we become an adult for the first time in our late teens and our early 20s, we're so terrified. We're so trying to be an adult that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw piece and just fucking jam them into our jigsaws anyway, denying that they clearly don't fit. I'm gonna force this fucking person into our lives because we'd much rather have something thant nothing. People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with. 55% of marraiges end in divorce. 90. Nine Zero. Percent of relationships that started before they are 30 end. If those were the stats for surgery, none of us would fucking risk it. But because it's love and we're stupid, we just lie on the operating table like, "Maybe this time I don't die inside." There's nothing wrong with being alone. There's nothing wrong with taking time to work out who you are because how can you offer who you are if you don't know who you are? There's nothing wrong with being selfish for a bit, because you've got the rest of your life to be selfless. If you only love yourself at 20%, that  means somebody can come along and love you 30%. You're like, "Wow, that's so much." It's literally less than half. Whereas if you love yourself 100%, a person that falls in love with you has to go above and beyond the call of duty to make you feel special. End transcript]

Eat my dust, dingbat 🌪️

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