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the season finale of the last of us was last night, and i’m a little emotional about that. i know there is going to be a season two and we’ve already started preparing for that, but i feel like the season has come and gone far too quickly. i have a ton of new projects coming up and with the finale done and over with i can finally get some rest, but fuck i miss being chased by clickers— even if my knees disagree. as i mourn the temporary end to this era, is there anything you all are looking forward to? @gonehollywoodstarters​

i need to start off by saying that the last of us wrecked me like no show has done in a while. you’re amazing in it and i can’t wait to see what else is in store for you. of course this is no surprise since i’ve always known what a great actor and person you are. secondly, and most importantly, i read an article earlier that claimed you were the most popular celebrity on earth. i’m convinced this is one hundred percent true! i’m in the presence of a real life icon.

what’s the weirdest rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself? not to hit you with the shitty interview questions but i’m curious. a late night binge of those ‘73 questions with vogue’ videos had me watching my own and the question was brought up. there was a weird rumor that went viral a couple years back that my entire family is bald and it’s always made me laugh because of how absurd it is. i kind of love it, really. constantly resisting the urge to buy a bald cap and feed into it. / @gonehollywoodstarters​

I don’t think I’m anywhere cool enough to have crazy rumors made up about me yet, but I do look forward to the day. I feel like the media and conspiracy theorists come up with the wildest things ever. It’d probably so much fun. Hey, I say go for it. I think you could pull it off.

Careful there, I might take you all for myself, don’t tempt me! Ain’t it always a matter of time and place. Technically I guess we can say world tour is over, but I’m about to start with all the festivals, starting off with Lollapalooza in Argentina on the 17th. I’ll be doing Coachella, that could be a fun one for you to come, but you know you’ll always have a seat to any show, just say the word. Hanging out with your beau? Look at her! As long as he treats you right and makes you happy, love to see it! I’ve been good, enjoying myself in the non stop craziness that is my life, wouldn’t trade it for the world. 

Is that supposed to scare me off? If anything, it just encourages me even more. Consider yourself tempted! That’s amazing! I’m so happy for you. You’ve accomplished so much already and it’s only the beginning. I’ll have to check out Coachella for sure since Benito will also be making an appearance and I can’t miss the both of you for the world. Oh, he better treat me right. He knows his girl has no kind of patience. He’s great though and we’re doing great together. I can imagine. It’s well deserved!

calling dibs to be best man for that wedding! the way i’ve been hyping you guys up and poking and prodding until you two fixed things. definitely giving myself 5% of the credit for this reunion! there’s no point in focusing on the bad, especially when things are going smoothly. it’s a self fulfilling prophecy and negativity spreads like wildfire. it’s crazy, who knew that in our lord’s year 2023 you’re still unable to just be friends with people, tabloid rumours are dumb as hell. ooh, yes. let’s go visit art galleries and walk around pretending like we actually understand anything that’s going on.

that goes without saying. just be warned that we’re going to have two weddings. we’ve decided that we need to opt for a more traditional get up in addition to the tacky vegas/elvis wedding that i’m dying to have. it’s going to be very camp and he’s going to buy me the biggest rock in the land. it’s something we’ve actively discussed even if it is in the future. the credit is very due. you did have to listen to the both of us rant about each other and that couldn’t have been the easiest thing. like, i hope you know that even though i’m obviously always right and i’m sure you can see that as clear as water, i totally understand why you have to stay switzerland. just know that i know, that you know that i’m always right. i think it’s not something that will change anytime soon because friendships don’t sell magazines and don’t accrue views. that sounds like a plan, ash.

Hunter: I wish you could have come to the party. I missed you guys so much. It felt wrong that none of you were there. I can't believe everyone's so busy.

Hunter: It was just strange not having my best friends there to celebrate. I hope you're doing well, love bug. I want to ask if you're staying out of trouble but I'm almost afraid of the answer. ~

Alexa: Unfortunately I've been extremely busy to the point that Luke feels slightly abandoned. I'm doing a bad job at handling it all, but at least I'm booked! I'm just missing you all so much. I want to be there for every achievement and it kills me that I wasn't.

i’m actually in australia right now. recently wrapped a movie and got an opportunity to tag along to the motherland. i can’t give you first billing, since sydney, my girlfriend, would be real fucking upset with me. still love you lots, babes. i didn’t kiss and tell, because we wanted to keep things private but consider this our official coming out as a couple. um, i’m pretty sure she would rather be single forever than have anything to do with me, so you can breathe easy. how’re you and your man? i see you found yourself an aussie too, always knew you had good taste !!

look at you, hope you’re having fun. i was recently there myself and it was a wonderful experience. again, i’m going to pretend i didn’t hear that because even if syd is the love of my life, i simply do not take well to being number two. i’m happy to hear you guys are together. that’s so sweet and i think you make a great couple. set will be more interesting now more than ever. that’s all i can say in regards to that. we’re doing amazing, yeah. he’s literally the man of my dreams. what can i say? he thawed a cold bitch’s heart.

That’s right, I tell nothing but the truth. Pues majority of the time I do anyways. Look at you still boosting my little ego; thank you, I really appreciate you and your kind words, always. I had to keep you on your toes. That’s how I know I’ve officially made it – getting everyone on TikTok feeling themselves. Yes absolutely.

I don’t doubt that for a second. Los Hispanos no tenemos pelos en la lengua. It’s hard not to when you’re breaking records like that. I’m in awe. You already do that just fine. Right? That’s the standard to meet nowadays.

——- Aww , thank you , love ! i appreciate it . i might be , but please – keep my secret between us , doll . i’m just showcasing all my talents and getting all the roles of my dreams and i could only dream of ! thank you , so much . i’ll tell you , but only in privacy , i can’t spill all my secrets out loud , you know ? so , my place or yours ? when are you free ? i’ve got a bit of time before ❛  barbie ❜  promos start . yes , i hope so , maybe i’ll throw a premiere party you can come to as well .

Your secrets are safe with me-- always. I love that for you! I know how hard you work. It’s evident. Hey, as I said, your secrets are always safe with me and you have my ear anytime you wish. Just name a time and place. You should throw a party! It’d be a blast.

Hunter: I need you right now. Immediately. I haven't stopped crying since the commercial dropped. I basically got my very own two minute magical girl transformation.

Hunter: How the fuck did we get here, alexa? I can't believe this is our lives.

Alexa: I saw it!! Are you kidding? You are a goddess. Someone not of this earth! You beautiful, beautiful, creature.

since you and luke found your way back to each other, you’re going to be stuck with me no matter what, doll. sorry, i’m making a permanent place in your life and that’s final. not all great love stories start smoothly and you two just needed to ride out a few waves before the good stuff. he seems happier lately, so gonna give you some kudos for that. you weren’t dating them?! women and men can be just friends without sex being involved? this is completely new information. perola is a good friend, she’s been my guide to the art world but it’s strictly platonic. 

i’m going to marry that boy someday. mark my words. there’s definitely no getting rid of me now. ours did not start anywhere near smooth territory, but we’ve managed to make it to where we are. i choose to just focus on that from here on. i’m glad he’s happy, he makes me the happiest girl. according to the tabloids it is impossible. crazy, right? that’s fair. maybe you can pass on the knowledge to me.

When? When do I get the chance to take you out to dinner again, mi amor? I’m in LA until I’m back on tour mode mid march, and I miss you, we need to see if we manage some time to catch up. How have you been, baby? [ @dvmie​ ]

You can have me for dinner anytime you want, preciosa. It’s just a matter of time and place. Wait, you’re touring? Save me a seat because I’m so there. I’ve been amazing. I’ve been focusing on my fashion and hanging with my beau. How about you?

——- Well thank you for keep your eyes on my work and i like to keep busy when i can , honestly . i just have the best time at work and i still somehow make all the time for myself to not lose it or feel burnout . it’s not easy , let me tell ya – but maybe i can teach you my skill something ? definitely am and i’m so ready for the promos and i can’t believe how close it’s getting to it coming out already ! time is really flying !

You’ve got a fan in me, Margot. I’m convinced that you’re an actual Superwoman or something because I swear, you are booking every role there is out there. Not that I’m complaining. Good for you! We love to see it. Teach me all your tricks. I’m here for the Margot Robbie masterclass. I can’t wait. Best believe I’ll be getting my cinema tickets as soon as they hit.

I mean at least is not gore and that dark is just some people had a crisis or two watching the show so you know, it is what it is, pretty sure that describes Jameela to a t, so i’m sure you two would get along, i’ll keep them posted

Sometimes watching heartbreaking storylines is worst than gore. That may just be my own opinion though. Let her know, Manny. I’m counting on you to make this amazing friendship happen. What are you up to these days though?

Yeah i’m with you i can be pretty annoying to the guys when it comes to bragging, specially silly things.

Feel free to brag away with me. I’d never get tired of hearing it.