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Dumbass and Dipshit: *Gives Brienne who is a pov character in the books about 50% less screen time and lines then Bronn. Makes her sit by a window for entire season. Actually forgets that Brienne is the heir to Tarth and reduces her to nothing but a glorified bodyguard. Turns her sexuality into a joke with the whole Tormund “Big women” thing and played the fact that he clearly made her uncomfortable for cheap laughs. Completely ignores the fact that Brienne is actually an incredibly romantic character because of there narrow minds and think women can not be emotionally and physically strong warrior’s and be in a healthy romantic relationship. When she does get with Jaime, someone who she was clearly in love with for years, they make it purely sexual on his part he never admits any romantic feelings for her, makes the consummation of there relationship look like a drunken one night stand and gets Tyrion to make crude jokes about it “what she like down there”. They made Jaime try to leave her in the middle of the night after sleeping with her and when Brienne tries to stop him he is cruel to her and leaves her for his sister who sent someone to assassinate him whereas Brienne had risked her life for him on multiple occasions, makes sure that Jaime doesn’t mention her at all the episode after he takes her virginity and leaves her and the episode he dies in, where he treats his abusive sister softly in there dying moments when they never showed us Jaime treat brienne like that even though she treated Jaime better then Cersei ever did because apparently Brienne does not deserve love and respect and the best she can hope for is a shag. Makes Brienne join Bran’s Kingsguard (even though if anything it would make more sense for her to Join Sansa’s Queensguard) just so her last solo scene could be her writing about the great deeds of the man who broke her heart and betrayed her and worst of all making her write about how going back to Cersei was the honourable thing for him to do “died protecting his queen” making even Brienne romanticise the twincest that D and D are so clearly obsessed with, and Brienne has to live with the fact that Jaime, the man she loves, would supposedly rather die with Cersei then live the rest of his life with her. And as if she hadn’t suffered enough they made Brienne the only women on Bran’s small council so she would have to suffer Tyrion’s and Bronn’s dudebro antics for the rest of her life, and having to argue with Bronn about how ships are more important then Brothels when he shouldn’t even be on the small council anyway and only is because he along with Tyrion became d and d’s oh so witty mouth pieces.*

today is fanfiction writer’s appreciation day, and I thought about what I wanted to do for today, but I decided that the best thing I could is this.