im duume now

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis

here's my impression of a guy who has an old timey contraption of a knee brace: aah fuck my knee brace won't buckle properly this morning because it's an old timey contraption of some kind

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us