WYNONNA EARP (season one) SENTENCE STARTERS:
feel free to edit for pronouns/tense, etc.
cw for strong language, sexual / adult themes, alcohol mention, gun mention, etc.
“i brought you a shirt, put on your coffee.”
“i get it. you’re a lesbian, not a unicorn!”
“when i see something i like, i don’t want to wait.”
“i’d never ask you to be someone you’re not.”
“what kind of person wants to be a gunslinger?”
“but everyone hates you!”
“sometimes you get so close to cool, then cool makes a run for it.”
“i hate it when i’m right…i meant sober.”
“they’re speculating that your penis is small!”
“you seem to be at the intersection of misery and despair.”
“this is not the kind of penetration i’m used to.”
“at best, she’s my girlfriend.”
“i got all 34 of your texts.”
“weak is something you’ve never been.”
“i’m running out of goddamn time.”
“i’m supposed to go find all the people i’ve hurt and beg their stupid forgiveness.”
“welcome to team ‘shut up and do what he says’.”
“sometimes we get donuts!”
“do i get a badge? a code name? oh my god, a flamethrower?”
“i’m starting to think sanity is overrated.”
“how can somebody so pretty be so smart?”
“they’re not mutually exclusive.”
“i am the girl with the big ass gun.”
“do you come with a translation app?”
“i chose you because you were angry.”