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'i could fix him' 'i could make him worse' well i could RAIL HIM !!!!!!!!!

The cops didn’t do nothing. They tased and subdued the parents.

You're right

Next time kill the fucking cops and go forward and save them. Better them than the kids

i went to go pick up my HORMONES from the chemist today and the guy was quite sweet and very well intentioned but clearly way out of his element... when i was leaving i did the standard “thanks have a nice night” and he responded with “you too enjoy your... (very very quietly obviously realising what he was saying was highly insane) gender...” and tbh i havent stopped thinking abt being a gender enjoyer since

Honestly “enjoy your gender” is the only proper send off in these circumstances

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

Hold on I gotta try something brb

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Table tennis

The fuck

I love college. Just passed a table in the library where a girl said "I guess I just have a more refined palate than you" and the guy studying across from her asked "For DETERGENT?"

saw a thing recently about how callin ppl “y’all” and “folks” is becoming cringe. buddy you can pry those terms of address from my cold dead hands, they’re the only thing keeping me from calling everyone “honeybee”

at least if i die on this hill i’ll go to y’allhalla

Every time I see Tom Cruise I think of a super old AVClub article written by some guy who works in the film industry about how weird celebrities are as humans and the story he told about how they were hanging out on set eating ice cream and Tom suddenly laughed awkwardly and said “it’s so great how there’s no gay people around, right guys?” I’m paraphrasing but barely