Oh God

NieR:Automata is one of the best games I have ever played (if not the best). That's all, really.

God abandoned us long ago. What a loser. All the best memes ever and He missed 'Em.

Don't forget: You're favorite anime is shit. You're Waifu is shit. You're favorite video game is shit. You're are is shit.

Don't forget to not kill yourself. Or do. I don't care.

Tfw Donny trump wins. As a Canadaian I'm as pretentious as possibly. And I don't care about the American election. They both sucked ass. Get over it.

Norse Gods and Circles With Depth

If ever you feel like life isn't going the way you plan, or if you feel like you've made a terrible mistake. If you've come to regret your previous life choices, or you've realized you've lived your whole life the wrong way. Just remember. Remember that it's never, ever too late. No matter your past, it's never too late That's right. It's never too late to just fucking kill yourself you worthless worm. K bye

"Undertale is the best Game ever!!!" Roughly translates to "I've never played earthbound" Honesty. Earthbound is fantastic. Undertale takes so much from it and just doesn't reach its greatness. Undertale is a good game. But earthbound is an excellent game. I like both. But earthbound is sooooo much better. Sorry to be a hipster fuckin Loser. Anyways. Like what you like. Don't let a hipster like me change that. Sorry fanboys and fangirls. But earthbound is better than undertale. H

Red. It's a colour. Go and red yourself.

Well. Time to do what I do best: disappoint my family.

You know what they say about prostitutes: fuck 'em.

The band at the bar is playing Smashmouth. Perfect. Yes.