westeros runs on dunk'n(egg)

tyland lannister 20 minutes and one bump with larys into the green council realizing the only way for these people to win is actually to trick rhaenyra into losing first before she kills all of them in the better part of an afternoon about to propose they play THREE CUP SHUFFLE with the ENTIRETY OF THE TREASURY

daemon targaryen when he gets back from field work with his zoomer intern and finds out his designated least valuable player child successfully acquired a dragon and albeit inadvertently also eliminated his annoying stepson who does not like him from the line of succession

Nyra and Alicent this season: fuck them kids

are YOU frustrated by inefficiency of the current regime? Do you wish these two would tear each other’s offspring into meat chunks faster? Well lucky for you I’m canvassing door to door for a brand new candidate. You see, neither dance of the dragons nor the blackfyre rebellions would have happened under the Cersei Lannister administration because she would have had any child or bastard with a dragon not large enough to ride strangled the second Viserys bit it. He bore the sword? No! That was Cersei Lannister’s goldcloak waiting diligently by the playground. Yes that’s right, she is a leader so proactive she would have prevented the four civil wars and, as the faith demands, even the need for moon tea, all in one fell swoop. When you have a problem that could be prevented with murder don’t look for tired establishment politicians like Daemon who kinslay all of two kids just for appearances. You deserve a passionate candidate. You deserve a candidate who cares. About strangling bastards. Vote Cersei Lannister.

People trying to make out that Maekar is some terrifying disciplinarian when this is the relationship he has with all his kids: