Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

Life Update:

When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

All the local gays walking back into the store after being expressly and individually banned

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.