color my life with the chaos of trouble

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

Blocked

netflix heard your cries for more unapologetically stupid female leads and gave you derry girls and y’all are sleeping on it

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

You know what Stranger Things character I want to know more about? that science teacher guy. His life is basically just “every once in a while some kids and their parents will call me up with weirdly specific questions and then a few days later one or more buildings are destroyed”. Like cmon. The guys gotta have a few theories by now.

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Reblogging because I’m so happy the “blood orange” It’s f*cking red meme has resurfaced

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

The only thing I rip, is a package of pasta with my gay hands.

I know I’m the OP but Big Mood

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws