Dumb SHINee Imagines (Wiki)

Hello Shawols and welcome to this place that I call home!

Sibling accounts!

@dumbshineeimagines (Opened 25th of March 2022)

@dumbshineefics (Opened 25th of May 2022)

@dumbseriousshineefics (Opening soon!)

@dumbcomfortshineefics (Opening soon!)

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My name is Asahi (he/they) and I make imagines and stories for fun! As I’m going to turn 18 in July, I decided to move from apps such as Discord to Tumblr since apparently people tend to be much more mature and also I can meet older people here!

The reason why I moved here is because I want to create a space for Shawols (mainly Jonghyun stans) where I would do imagines/stories that would make anyone laugh due to the over-exaggeration nature of the fictional world of SHINee!

Do note that none of the imagines/stories does not align with how the members are in real life. They are even over-exaggerated to fit the “comedy” aspects of my jokes. Please do not take any of this seriously and hopefully you’ll be able to get a good laugh out of it during the more difficult times.

However, I do make comforting stories for those who are into that. I can do many types such as fluff, smut and even platonic. You can even suggest what imagines do you want me to do! Send a question about me if you’d like!

Hope you enjoy my imagines and you’ll have fun reading them!

Update (22/08/2022):

As of this date, two of my friends @naegashutyoassup (bruce - he/him) and @nihaojj (james/jack - he/him) will be taking over this blog for me so this blog can stay alive! 

You guys really missed my imagines and was hoping for any more content, but I actually don’t feel comfortable making SHINee related posts anymore due to personal reasons. My friends makes similar posts to me so hopefully you have just as much fun with them like you did with me! 

- Asahi (he/they)

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[Fic Lists] A list of my bizarre stuff!

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Note: if you’re reading this outside the wiki blog, click here for the latest update post of the imagines and story lists!

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Specials!

[Special Post] It’s Kim Jonghyun’s 32nd Birthday!

[Imagine - SHINee’s 14th Anniversary Special!] SHINee celebrates their anniversary with Shawols/Big announcement!

Imagines

[Imagine] You kicked SHINee on the balls!

[Imagine] Would SHINee go to your birthday party?

[Imagine] When you make SHINee wear a skirt/dress!

[Imagine] You made SHINee wear panties as a joke!

[Imagine] SHINee sees you get bullied!

[Imagine] When they find out they’re having a baby! (SHINee)

[Imagine] SHINee hears you fart!

[Imagine - April Fools Special!] What type of jokes would they do on you? (SHINee)

[Imagine] You raised your voice at SHINee!

[Imagine] You spilled ice cream all over their clothes! (SHINee)

[Imagine] What type of poop SHINee reminds me of!

[Imagine] Where would they pee themselves! (SHINee)

[Imagine] When SHINee sees a puppy!

[Imagine] SHINee finds a baby in a box!

[Imagine] SHINee goes into maury and they find out they’re the fathers!

[Imagine] You pooped in their house for the first time! (SHINee)

[Imagine] How they would react if they saw a cat getting ran over! (SHINee)

[Imagine] What would happen if SHINee were girls for 24 hours?

[Imagine] You gave SHINee socks as a present!

[Imagine] You kissed SHINee on the lips!

[Imagine] You slapped SHINee’s ass!

[Imagine] You gave them flowers! (SHINee)

[Imagine] SHINee tries out crack for the first time!

[Imagine] SHINee finds out that they’re pregnant! (with your child!)

[Imagine] If SHINee had girlfriends/boyfriends

[Imagine] SHINee finds a shop they like!

[Imagine] SHINee goes out with a skirt!

[Imagine] SHINee finds a “ring ding dong” toy on the floor!

[Imagine] You steal SHINee’s lollipop!

[Imagine] When SHINee gets their heads shaved! (For whatever reason tbh- military reasons, cancerous reasons, etc)

[Imagine] SHINee goes to a carnival!

[Imagine] You told SHINee that you loved them!

[Imagine] You paired them with each other! (SHINee)

[Imagine] You went to a playground park with SHINee!

[Imagine] Where would the f(SHINee) ships go on a date? ( f(x) x SHINee )

[Imagine] When they have kids! ( f(x) x SHINee )

[Imagine] When you accidentally drop ice cream onto SHINee!

[Imagine] SuperM rates SHINee by Jonghyun’s vocals!

[Imagine] You called SHINee chocolate!

[Imagine] You made SHINee watch boku no pico as a joke! (Part 1: Suggesting)

[Imagine] You made SHINee watch boku no pico as a joke! (Part 2: After watching)

[Imagine] You called SHINee cute!

[Imagine] When you ask for *just* water in a restaurant date! (SHINee)

[Imagine] When you dip your chips into ketchup in front of SHINee!

[Imagine] How SHINee would twerk!

[Imagine] How SHINee would kick Baekhyun in the balls!

[Imagine] When SHINee grows boobs!

[Imagine] When you ask SHINee to sit on their lap!

[Imagine] When SHINee gets their ring ding dongs cut off!

[Imagine] When SHINee sees Jisung from NCT get flushed down the toilet!

[Imagine] You asked SuperM which SHINee member has the best ass!

[Imagine] You called SHINee boring!

[Imagine] When SHINee sees your ripped pants!

[Imagine] You accidentally saw SHINee naked!

[Imagine] You raised your leg up in front of SHINee!

[Imagine] How child!SHINee would react when they overhear their parents doing the nasty!

[Imagine] You asked SHINee to flash their ring ding dongs!

[Imagine] When SHINee finds rule 34 pics of themselves!

[Imagine] How SHINee would strangle you!

[Imagine] Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? (SHINee) {Requested by my little sister}

[Imagine] When SHINee jumps off a cliff!

[Imagine] SHINee is at the hospital giving birth!

[Imagine] You brought a doll for SHINee!

[Imagine] You called SHINee ugly!

[Imagine] Which f(x) member would SHINee slap for 1,000,000 ₩?

[Imagine] What type of farts describes SHINee the most? (Requested by one of my friend)

[Imagine] How SHINee would look after a baby for their babysitting job!

[Imagine] How much does SHINee hate their co-workers’ girl group Aespa?

[Imagine] When SHINee bumps into a tree!

[Imagine] What would SHINee use to kill Baekhyun!

[Imagine] You told SHINee that you killed someone!

[Imagine] SHINee ranked from best to least by who can dance to “Last Last” by Burna Boy the best!

[Imagine] What would SHINee say about Victoria if they were virgins!

[Imagine] Who in SHINee would most likely eat a popsicle like a ring ding dong?

[Imagine] How would SHINee make you a skittle cake?

Stories (Non serious - Suitable for those who likes to laugh!)

Onew/Jinki

Jonghyun

Key/Kibum

Minho

Taemin

OT5

Ships

Stories (Serious - Suitable for those who prefer something mature!)

Onew/Jinki

Jonghyun

Key/Kibum

Minho

Taemin

OT5

Ships

Stories (Comfort - Suitable for those who are feeling sad or just want a feel good story!)

Onew/Jinki

Jonghyun

Key/Kibum

Minho

Taemin

OT5

Ships

More are coming soon! 🥰 (Posts every 2:34pm!)

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I’m so sorry I didn’t say this earlier but I actually decided to take a break from posting due to exams coming up. But don’t worry, I will be back on the 1st of July!

Until then, see you guys!

— Asahi (he/him)

Shawols? But my birthday is in August-

Author: I don’t meant your birthday! I meant it’s the 14th anniversary of SHINee! This is when Shawols became Shawols!

Ichigo: Ohhhhhh!

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First of all, what type of cake do you think k-pop groups get on their birthdays?

cake pops!

get it? it sounds like k-pop…? never mind. 😞

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Yes! This very day 14 years ago, SHINee debuted!

And I was 3 years old at the time! Ooh! Did you know that my little sister is older than SHINee by 3 months? I guess she’s their noona then- heh… I’ll stop making jokes.

Also, BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Well, it’s SHINee and Shawols’ birthday so of course you guys need a gift…

…RIGHT?

Starting from the 25th of May 2022, @dumbshineefics will be opened to the public! In this blog, you’ll be able to see the fanfic version of the imagines I would normally do! They’ll be funny and dumb - and they’ll definitely make your day!

Hopefully you guys will enjoy them as much as I love making them! Posts will be made every 2-4 days per week!

Anyways… hope you’ll enjoy my gift! SHINee hopes so too!

That’s it for me! Write down in the comments what are you doing for SHINee’s 14th birthday! Will you be making a cake? Are you going to have a mini concert with your lightstick and photocards? I’m curious!

Bai bai ~ !

— Asahi (he/him - P.S: Forgot to say but the fics will include Jonghyun in them! Heh!)