Dumbridge 4: The Potions Master
It was silent in the hot field. The winds blew over the Australian coast, a snake slithered silently in the sand, a spider creeps over a rock. A loud snap echoed over the plains to break the silence, and a couple who had not been there a second earlier stood there silently holding hands.
One was tall, bright blue eyes. He was wearing a cloak and had no beard, but it looked as though he was just clean shaven. Beside him was a woman. She was short, wearing a pink press and she looked oddly like a large, human toad.
“This looks like a nice place to set the tent. For now.” Said Albus Dumbledore.
“Yes, I think this will be private enough.” Said Dolores Umbridge.
They set down the bags that they were carrying on their shoulders. Dumbledore opened one out a long package. He opened it, pointed his wand at it and said “Erecto.” The tent assembled itself in a second. He picked up their bags and threw them inside.
Dumbledore turned around to smile at Umbridge but she wasn’t there. She had wandered off to look at the plains. Dumbledore went after her. She was standing in silence, listening to the wind and Dumbledore came up behind her. He wrapped his arms around her and kissed her on the neck.
“It’s so empty.” She whispered.
“I know. It’s safer, no one is likely to find us here.” he whispered wearily in her ear.
She looked down at his hands. She turned her head to look at her lover and kissed him. “Lets go inside.” She said quietly.
They made their way back to the tent. When they got there Dumbledore went inside and grabbed two chairs. He brought them out, sat them at the opening and he started assembling a fire pit. He found rocks in the area and made a ring. He brought out some wood they brought with the tent and he started a fire with his wand. Umbridge brought out a blanket and laid it on them when Dumbledore sat down. He wrapped his arms around her and they spent the night in front of the fire, staring at the stars.
When they woke up the fire had gone out. There was a lizard perched on Dumbledore’s knee. He shooed it away and got up. He folded the blanket and put it on the table at the entrance in the tent. He went to the kitchen and pulled out a pan for the stove, He lit the stove and put the pan on. He put a dollop of butter on the pan to melt, then cracked two eggs and they started to sizzle. Just as he was taking them off, Umbridge walked into the tent, yawning.
“Good morning, my sweet.” said Dumbledore.
“Good morning.” She replied, wrapping her arms around his neck.
“I can see that.” She smiled and kissed him.
Dumbledore put the plates down on the table and they sat next to perpendicular to each other. They took forks from the basket and the started eating.
Under the table she started sliding her hand up his thigh. Dumbledore raised his eye and smiled at her. He licked his lips. Finally, after teasing him she grabbed his member. She could feel it getting harder and harder in her hands as she caressed it. Soon it was fully erect, and she started to stroke it long and hard. She removed her other hand from the table and started caressing his balls. Dumbledore leaned back in his chair and took a deep breath through his long crooked nose. At his moment of climax he grabbed the table for extra support and gasped, blowing his load all over their eggs and table.
He closed his eyes a breathed heavily gaining his breath from her handjob. Dumbledore had learned soon after their relationship had begun that Umbridge gives the best handjob of anyone he has ever been with, ever.
Umbridge licked her hands clean of his cum and started eating her eggs again, now seasoned with his semen. She took out her wand and said “Scourgify.” and cleaned the table. She took the plates and put them in the sink. Dumbledore got up and went to change his trousers, now being covered in his own seed. He put on now pants and went back to the kitchen. He turned Umbridge around, lifted her onto the table-top and said “Time to repay the favour.” He kissed then lifted her dress over her head, revealing her naked body. He knelt down and put his head between her legs. He stuck out his tongue a little way and started to tease Umbridge. After small licks and tickles with his tongue and fingers he made sure she was completely and utterly turned on. She was wet, very wet, so he took one long lick of her.
He loved the taste of her in his mouth. He missed it, even though it hadn’t been two days without him tasting it. He could never describe the taste, all he knew is it was better than Honeyduke's finest to him. If he could have one taste in his mouth for the rest of his life he would chose this.
He stuck his tongue in her vagina as far it would go. Once he got there he wiggled it around a bit and felt Umbridge shiver in delight. She grabbed his head and said “Yes, yes, god yes!”
Dumbledore removed his head from between her legs and brung out his wand. He pointed it at his tongue. “Engorgio.” He said. It swelled and elongated to a reasonable size and he stuck it back in Umbridge. Dumbledore could feel her entire inside. Every inch of his tongue was touching, feeling, pressed, against his lovers insides. He wiggled his tongue and Umbridge started to immediately gasp in delight, heavily breathing and then finally she herself reached her climax. Her body shook and she almost fell off the table.
Dumbledore took his tongue out and shrunk it back to normal size. When he did so Umbridge seized him and stuck her tongue in his mouth. She wrapped hers around his. Her taste still lingered on his tongue.
“Albus, I love you. I’m so glad we got away. I never want to go back, just spend the rest of my life with you.”
“I know. i love you too, and we never have to go back if you don’t want to.”
She hugged him. It was long and silent, but it was good. It gave them a sense of comfort as they knew the rest of the wizarding world was going to hell and being taken over by Voldemort, their one time lover. They were alone and together, and thats all that mattered to them.
For the rest of the day they scouted the area. They put enchantments around the area to make sure no muggles would find them by accident and they were safe from deadly animals that were known in those parts. They dug a small pond with their wands and filled it with water so they could have somewhere to cool off and relax on hot days. They made lunch (BLT’s with Dumbledore’s special mayonnaise), and went skinny dipping.
When they stepped out of the water their naked wrinkly bodies glistened in the sunlight. They laid on the sand that they put on the edge of the water. They stared into each others eyes and made love on their secluded waters edge. It was long and passionate, it was sweaty from a mixture of their hard long work and the hot days sun beating down on their skin.
Dumbledore made sure Umbridge has had her pleasure then he released his load in her. He laid back down beside her with his still throbbing penis. It shined in the sun from a mixture of his and his lovers cum. Dumbledore’s seed leaked from inside Umbridge and she played with it and her self. He breasts glistened and Dumbledore was still caressing one, he liked the way it felt in his hand.
After laying in the sun for a long time, and getting a reasonable tan, they took one last dip in the water and went to go make dinner. They stepped inside the tent and put on their clothes. Umbridge went to the kitchen and started preparing a chicken breast dinner for them, and DUmbledore took a nap.
When he woke Umbridge was just making the salad for them. He got, walked to the kitchen and put his arms around Umbridge. He kissed her neck and he let go to sit down. They ate their dinner in candlelight and the romance music station on the wizard radio.
“It’s 7th of September today and 8 pm, the sun is just beginning to set here in wizard Australia here so this one goes out to all of you lovers out there, just deciding to get it on for another time today. Here we go, You and Me by the new hit band We Know Who.” said the Australian wizard in a deep, slow, mesmerizing voice.
As the song started they finished their meals and Dumbledore took the empty plates and put them in the sink. Umbridge grabbed him and kissed him.
“Dolores, I'm tired of our regular routine, I want you inside me tonight, I want you to cum in me.” Dumbledore said, breaking off.
“But.. how? You have the penis, I don’t.” She said confused.
Dumbledore smiled slyly and brought out his wand. With a few swishes and waves Umbridge stood there with a massive, long, throbbing penis, and Dumbledore with a tight, wet, pink pussy.
“Oh, Albus, this feeling. It’s different.”
“Yes, it is. Dolores, please, put it in me, I want you inside me!” He begged.
Umbridge took her new erect penis in her hands and pressed the head on Dumbledore pussy. Dumbledore shuddered.
“Oh god…. That feels so good.” Dumbledore said.
Umbridge squeezed the rest of her massive penis into Dumbledore. Dumbledore was so fucking tight, Umbridge loved it.
She remembered her first time with anyone. She wondered if she was this tight, she wondered what the man who took her virginity felt, if it was anything like this.
Once she had put the entire length of herself into Dumbledore she started to thrust. In and out, in and out, out and in. Dumbledore reached his orgasm quite fast, he squirted so that it flew everywhere and covered Umbridge’s penis. “I see your a squirter, Albus.”
“Yes, it would appear so… Keep going, oh god, yes!”
Umbridge picked Dumbledore up and moved them the bed. She laid down on it so Dumbledore was sitting on her and he started bouncing up and down on her dick.
Dumbledore never imagined that having a vagina instead of a penis for sex would be so great. He had cum once and he could still keep going, he could cum again soon! He felt like he never wanted to put his regular penis back.
He went up and down on her. Umbridge grabbed his ass to help move him up and down, faster and faster, harder and harder.
Then the tent flap opened and Severus Snape, the potions master stepped in.
“Dumbledore, I need your he…… OH MY WIZARD GOD!”
He had seen them, he felt utterly disgusted but strangely turned on. The two in bed rushed to cover themselves with the sheet and stood up to awkwardly welcome their unexpected guest.
“Um… Welcome, Severus, to our tent.” Dumbledore said, “May I ask, how exactly did you find us and why have you come?”
Snape reverted his eyes and kept them fixed on the ground. His eyes caught Umbridge's panties and he gagged.
“You left your diary in the headmaster's office that said you plans of where to go. I came because I have no idea how to run the school. There is too much stress involved with being headmaster, I can't take it!”
‘Stress you say? Well.. I know a simple remedy for that.” Dumbledore dropped his sheet that she was holding to himself and walked forward. Snape had no idea what was coming as his eyes were fixed to the ground, but Dumbledore grabbed Snape’s own penis. It was already semi erected, but Dumbledore meant to change that. He tugged down Snape’s robes and put his mouth around Snapes penis.
Snape was taken by surprize, he was too in shock to stop him. He could feel himself get harder and Dumbledores tongue circled around his head and shaft, this was the best blow job he had ever experienced.
“Dumbledore, I’m afraid to say that I am straight, I Enjoy the company of females and soaking wet pussy.” Snape said trying to sound he wasnt enjoying it, though he obviously was.
Dumbledore took his head away from Snapes privates and said “Well, I’ll see you’ll find tonight that I fit that description.
Snape looked down. It was true, Dumbledore was lacking a penis and instead had a vagina. Snape also noted that even though he was not a true female, his old man boobs that sagged did remind him of a woman he once loved, not Lily Evans, just a girl he saw in a pub once. Snape was extremely turned on at this point and decided to consent. He took Dumbledore’s head and put his penis back into Dumbledore’s mouth.
Umbridge followed Dumbledores lead. She shed her sheet and walked to Snape. She kissed him and caressed his balls as Dumbledore deep throated Snapes penis. Dumbledore’s slobber covered all of Snapes balls, base, and shaft. He stood up and kissed Snape.
“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do this.” He whispered in Snapes ear.
“I’ll be giving that word a whole new meaning tonight, Severus.”
Dumbledore back up and took Snape by that hand. He lead him to the bed and Umbridge followed. Dumbledore laid on his back and pulled Snape closer. Snape quickly shed the rest of his clothing and stuck his erect penis into Dumbledore’s pussy.
“Oh, Dumbledore, your pussy is so tight!” He said, thrusting in and out.
Umbridge stood by admiring how they had sex. She stroked her penis taking in every angle before deciding where to stick her penis. Finally, she decided to let Dumbledore give her a blowjob while Snape pounded his pussy. She got on the bed and hovered over his mouth. She stuck it in and shoved it down, in and out of Dumbledores throat.
After awhile they changed position, Dumbledore in doggy style and Snape took him from behind, and Umbridge went on her knees to receive oral from Dumbledore.
Snape and Umbridge made eye contact as the both pleasured, and got pleasured by Dumbledore. They high-fived.
Dumbledore took Umbridge's penis out of his mouth and gasped in delight. “Yes, Severus, yes! keep going! Just like that! Yes, oh god!.” He was breathing heavily and finally his body spasmed in delight. He squeaked with pleasure “Oh GOD, yes!!!!!”
Umbridge pulled Dumbledore off of snape and turned him around to reverse cowgirl position. She stuck herself in Dumbledores anus, lubed by Dumbledore’s saliva. Snape came up and reinserted himself into Dumbledore's moist, tender pussy. Umbridge and Snape soon became in sync and were making dumbledore go up and down onto their penis’ in the same motion.
Snape then took his penis out of Dumbledore pussy and stuck it in Umbridge’s anus. As Dumbledore went up and down on Umbridge’s penis, Snape was thrusting his own penis in and out of Umbridge. Then they switched. Dumbledore was bouncing up and down on Snapes penis, and Snape was being penetrated by Umbridge’s massive dong.
Dumbledore orgasmed once again and fell off of Snapes penis. He laid half on the bed, half off the regain his breath. As he did so, Umbridge was still thrusting in and out of Snape. Snape wrapped his legs around her and brought her in close. He kissed her and flung her down, so he was on top of her now. He took Umbridge out of him and restuck his member in her ass.
As soon as Dumbledore recovered he got back up. He sat himself on Umbridge's face and she started to eat Dumbledore out.
“I’m going to cum!” Snape said slowly, continually pumping Umbridge’s ass hole.
Dumbledore leaned over and took both Umbridges and Snape’s penis in his hand. He stroked them as if they were one. 15 seconds later both Umbridge and Snape let their cum release. It went everywhere, all over Dumbledore’s face and all over the sheets, it was a large puddle of all their collective cum.
They all collapsed and just lay in their puddle of cum, rolling in it. After Dumbledore had caught his breath he said to Snape, “Still stressed out?”
“No. Not at all!” Snape said, incredibly pleased.
“Good.” Dumbledore said back.
In the morning they quickly cleaned up their bed and bodies with their wands. Dumbledore and Umbridge corrected their genitals, and once again Dumbledore had his penis and Umbridge had her vagina. They invited Snape to swim in their pond with them before he went.
They took off their clothes and swam to the centre of the pond.
“Severus, if you ever feel stressed out about the headmaster job ever again, you come find us.” Dumbledore pleaded.
“Oh, of course! I don’t think I will ever be able to bed with someone else ever again, not after this experience.” He replied excitedly.
They swam back to shore and put back on their clothes. With one more long and looming kiss to both of them Snape set off. Dumbledore and Umbridge stood in each others arms waving goodbye to Snape. As soon as he reached the edge of their camp he disapparated.
Dumbledore looked down at Umbridge. She looked up to him. As the sun rose higher in the desert they kissed, wondering what their next sexual experience would bring.
