m23 bi sub

This is a mix of all the best questions I’ve come across on here, with a few new ones suggested by my mutuals.

They’re are all in a random order so you won’t know which ones are being asked…

And they’re meant to gender neutral and for all ranges of experiences! (Let me know if any aren’t and I can edit it)

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Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

Do you eat ass? Do you like to have your ass eaten?

Have you washed your hands since you last had an orgasm?

Have you ever posted a nude to your own blog?

What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

Have you ever masturbated to someone you know who isn’t your partner?

What’s the soonest after meeting someone that you’ve slept with them? 

What position or angle or specific technique never fails to make you cum?

When was the last time you watched porn?

What is the hottest thing someone has ever done with you in bed? 

Do you prefer tongue or fingers? 

Are you a top/dominant a bottom/submissive or a switch?

Have you ever had your own underwear in your mouth? Have you ever had someone else’s underwear in your mouth? Has your underwear ever been in someone else’s mouth?

What’s your go-to nude pic to send to someone. Describe the angle, lighting, body part etc.

Do you ever suck on a dildo while you masturbate?

Do you have a sideblog? Is it more or less NSFW than this one? Is it secret or can we see it?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online? Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Do you have anyone from Tumblr’s nudes on your phone right now?

What underwear do you have on right now?

What’s the most surprising discovery you’ve made about your own body?

Has a neighbour ever seen you naked? Did you like it?

What’s the hottest sex dream you’ve ever had?

Have you ever watched people having sex?

Are you open about your sex-life and sexuality?

Does anyone you know in real life know about this blog?

Do you have any of your own nudes on your phone right now?

When was the last time you had sex?

Have you ever masturbated to any of your friends? Do you think any of your friends have ever masturbated to you?

Describe a typical masturbation session.

How do you feel about threesomes? Have you ever had one, and if not, would you ever have one?

What’s something that turns you on, but you’re a bit embarrassed by?

What is the wildest fantasy you ever had that actually came true?

Have you ever gotten turned on at work (or while WFH)? What did you do about it?

Do you listen to audio porn?

Which one of your holes do you most want to be filled right now?

Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Do you own any toys? What’s your favourite?

Have you ever confessed to someone that you got turned on by them? What about masturbated to them?

Do you have anyone else’s nudes on your phone right now?

Have you ever hooked up with a stranger or had a one-night stand?

Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Have you ever been caught or walked in on while masturbating? Have you ever been caught or walked in on while fucking?

How do you feel about swinging or partner swapping? Does the idea turn you on?

Have you ever masturbated to a mutual’s selfies before? Tag them if you dare.

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do while sexting?

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person? Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off right now, without your phone, what would you do and what would you imagine?

Have you ever sent a nude via DM here?

What’s a sex act you think is overrated? What’s a sex act you think is underrated?

When did you last have an orgasm? How did it happen?

Do you shave your pubic hair?

How often do you masturbate?

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

What’s the most amount of times you’ve orgasmed in a day?

Have you ever been so turned on that someone noticed?

Have you ever masturbated with someone?

Have you ever gotten cum on your clothes before? Did anyone see that shouldn’t have?

Have you showered since you last had an orgasm?

Who’s the most inappropriate person you’ve ever had a fantasy about?

Have you tasted yourself? If so, what did you think?

Have you ever masturbated to someone you know’s selfies before?

How long do you usually masturbate before you cum? 

What’s the weirdest porn category you’ve ever searched for?

Are you noisy?

What are your top five favourite blogs to masturbate to? Tag them!

Describe your nipples. What colour are they? What size are they?

If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off with porn right now, what would you type in the search bar?

What is your favourite pair of underwear like? When did you last wear them? Was it special occasion?

Are you masturbating right now?

Would you like to watch your partner have sex with another person? Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person?

Start typing out your dirtiest fantasy you can think of and don’t stop til you get so embarrassed you can’t go on any longer. Just make sure it’s actually something you’re into!

Would you ever fuck a couple?

Would you do a cum-walk?

Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

What’s the messiest you’ve ever got when masturbating on your own?

Have you ever worn lingerie?

If you could fuck anyone at all right now, who would it be? Do you know them in real life? Do they know you like them? 

Which mutual would you most like to fuck right now? Do they know? Tag them if you dare!

What’s the last object you put into your own body for sexual reasons?

Do you have any recurring fantasies you keep coming back to? Do you think they’ll ever happen?

Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex? Did you cum?

Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

What’s your dirtiest secret?

What’s the most embarrassing porn you like to watch?

Have you ever put your finger in your own ass?

Do you like slapping someone’s face? Do you like your face being slapped?

Have you ever used panties to masturbate? 

Do you have sex dreams? If yes, when was the last one?

Have you ever slid into someone’s DMs? Did it work? If yes, what was your technique?

Who is the coolest person you follow here? Tag them.

What is your sexual orientation?

Have you ever fucked in public? Where was it? Did you get caught?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos?

Describe your body in a way that would turn us on.

Do you like being tied up?

What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do in real life?

What was your most shame-filled orgasm? Why?

What’s the messiest you’ve ever gotten during sex?

Admit something sexual that you’ve never told anyone else before.

Put your hand into your underwear right now and type a reply to this with your other hand. Say whatever you want, so long as you’re touching yourself as you type.


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If you reblog this from someone then you need to send them an ask from the list.

And of course you have to be over 18 to play.

it's litteraly amazing.

like,straddling him,his cock in his boxers or out,while I slowly run my finger up and down,up and down,up and down..so slow.

watching him squirm and beg

“you already are, baby.” not changing the setting. watching you squirm.

hands tied behind your back. sitting between my legs. vibrator humming low and steady in your boxers while you try so hard to be patient. try so hard to hold still.

just watching you.

the way your jaw tightens when you’re trying not to beg. the way your hips shift just slightly. barely. like you’re hoping i won’t notice.

turning it up one setting.

watching your breath catch. watching your hips stutter forward and then stop. you catching yourself. hands flexing behind your back.

“mommy—”

“shh.” reaching down. fingers threading through your hair. feeling you lean into it immediately. desperate for any contact at all. “you’re okay. you’re doing so well.”

you whimpering at that. hands flexing again behind your back. not pulling. just needing somewhere to put it.

turning it up again.

watching you squirm. watching you fight to stay still. your whole body working against you.

“please—” barely holding it together. “please mommy. please i need— i need—”

“what do you need, puppy?”

“please let me taste you. please. please i’ll be so good i just want to make you feel good please mommy—”

tilting my head. looking at you. letting you wait.

turning it down.

you making a broken sound. hips rolling forward against nothing. “please. please no— mommy please i was being so good—”

“you were.” stroking your hair. “you’re being so perfect.”

“then please—”

“not yet.”

you dropping your head. breathing hard. hands flexing and releasing behind your back over and over. trying to hold yourself together.

sitting with you like that. watching you come back down slightly. fingers still moving slow and steady through your hair.

then turning it back up. higher than before.

watching your whole body react. hips bucking forward. your whimpers growing needier.

“mommy— mommy please— i’m so close please i can’t— please let me taste you please i need something please—”

“you need something?”

“please...” eyes wet. hips still shifting. “please. please i’ll make you feel so good. please just let me. please mommy.”

watching you beg.

“yeah?” tilting your chin up. looking at you properly. eyes already glassy. already so far gone and i’ve barely touched you. “you want that.. that badly?”

nodding frantically. “please. please yes. please let me.”

holding your gaze. letting you wait just a little longer.

turning it down low again first. watching you whimper at the loss.

“please—”

“if i let you.” leaning down close. “you’re going to be good. you’re going to focus on me. not on how close you are. not on the vibrator. just on making me feel good. can you do that?”

nodding immediately. desperately. “yes. yes i promise. please.”

“good boy.”

watching you move the second you have permission. so eager. so grateful. guiding you gently. hands finding your hair as you settle.

turning the vibrator back up.

feeling you moan against me. the vibration of it going straight through you. hands flexing behind your back. hips trying to rock and nowhere to go. making yourself focus anyway. trying so hard to take care of me while you’re falling apart.

“so good.” fingers stroking through your hair. “you’re doing so good for me.”

you working harder at the praise. needing it. needing to hear you’re doing well.

turning it up again.

feeling you whimper. hips bucking. losing your rhythm for just a second before finding it again. so desperate. so close. still not stopping. still focused on me.

“mommy—” muffled. broken. “mommy i’m so close please—”

“i know baby.” stroking your hair. “i know. you’re going to make me feel good first. just a little longer. you can do that for me.”

you nodding against me. working yourself back into rhythm. both of us getting closer now. you shaking with the effort of holding back.

feeling it build. hands tightening in your hair.

“good boy. just like that. don’t stop.”

you moaning. hips rolling helplessly against the vibration. so close you’re crying a little. still not stopping. still giving me everything you have.

finishing with my hands in your hair and your name on my lips.

you following almost immediately after. a breathy moan. hips stuttering. soaking through your boxers completely. shaking. “mommy— mommy—” over and over until you’ve got nothing left.

hips finally stilling.

whole body going soft.

reaching down immediately. untying your hands slowly. carefully. bringing them around to your front. rubbing your wrists. your palms.

“c’mere, baby.”

you turning and collapsing into me without a word. face finding my neck. hands gripping my shirt loosely. breathing hard and unsteady.

wrapping both arms around you. one hand on your back. one in your hair.

“so good.” pressing a kiss to your hair. your temple. “such a good boy. i’m so proud of you, puppy.”

you making a small sound against my neck. still not quite back yet.

“i’ve got you.” rubbing slow circles on your back. “breathe for me. i’m right here.”

sitting like that until your breathing evens out. until the grip on my shirt loosens into something softer. until you come back slowly.

you pulling back just enough to look at me. eyes still glassy. cheeks warm. a little shy suddenly.

cupping your face. thumbs stroking your cheeks.

“hi.”

“hi.” barely audible. hiding your face again immediately.

pressing a kiss to your hair. pulling you back in.

“my good boy.” meaning every word. “my perfect puppy. you did so well for me.”

you going completely soft in my arms. finally settled. finally still.

holding you there. rubbing your back. your shoulders. pressing kisses to your hair until your breathing is slow and even and you’re almost asleep.

“you can rest, baby.”

you nodding against me. grip on my shirt tightening just slightly.

keeping you close. keeping you warm.

A shadowy corner of a club or bar, a recessed doorway, an alley, a fire escape.

Not allowed to touch them directly, you're holding the fleshlight or the dildo for them, letting them go at their own pace.

Caught between watching them fuck the toy in your hands (and trying not to move) and looking around, worried about being caught, struggling between the desire to tell them to hurry up and knowing that might make them take longer

Getting turned on and not having the hands free to touch yourself, but getting more and more desperate as the person fucking the toy gets closer to release, squeezing your legs together and imagining it's you they're fucking, and eventually the fantasy is real enough you're begging them to cum for you as they desperately hammer their hips into it

Finally you're left with cum or slick dripping down your hands and shaking as you go through a mental orgasm if not a physical one