How Fabulous.

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

girls don’t want flowers, girls want to see masked men do the head tilt.

Normalize not negatively commenting on someone’s body and shutting the fuck up 🥰

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

this is just your average professional kitchen

Harry every time he gets his hands on a wireless mic: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

harry’s team needs to opt out of platinum pricing and honestly verified fan as well. none of these methods prevent tickets from getting in the hands of scalpers, if anything it makes it easier for them because now ticketmaster themselves have become the scalpers. so you’re fighting for your life against a randomized system that decides whether or not you’re worthy of a code and even that code doesn’t guarantee you a ticket because two minutes into the sale the ticket prices have tripled for every single seat in the venue based on “demand”. concerts are supposed to be fun and exciting and buying tickets should not be this stressful and discouraging. give people a day and time and let them fight for themselves. take us back to 2011.