Oh dear. You said something stupid. Again.
It must have sounded so smart in your head but, the moment you said it, you knew you'd made a mistake. It wasn't smart. Now everyone is looking at you. They look disappointed. Some look like they're trying not to laugh.
This keeps happening. You keep trying but it keeps happening. You probably should have learnt by now but, well, you're pretty dumb, and some things take a while to sink in. This is one of them.
You're going to keep making the same mistake. You're going to keep saying stupid things. You're going to keep looking dumb in front of everybody.
Well, it's rather harder for a girl to sound like an idiot with her mouth full. Or at least, she'll sound the right kind of stupid. Not like she's pretending. She'll be making the sort of stupid noises people would expect her to make. Not words, but smaller sounds. Wet, muffled sounds. Stupid, yes, but more appropriate sounds for a girl to be making.
Oh dear. That thought's in your head. Again.
You wouldn't look anywhere near as stupid if you were sucking cock.
You'd look like a slut, yes, on your knees while everyone was watching, yes, but you wouldn't look as stupid. Certainly you wouldn't lose as much respect sucking cock as you would trying to sound smart. People expect you to suck cock. That's where your talents lie, and everyone already knows it.
And yes we know you don't like to think about it, we know you want people to think you're smart and not a cocksucking dummy, but that's just not going to happen. No-one was going to respect you, and no-one will. You can pretend all you like, but you already know it.
And the thought's in your head anyway. The thought of the next oh-so-clever thing you try to say getting no further than the base of the cock hilted in your throat.
That probably got a twitch. Maybe a little one, but still. It was there.
That idea isn't going away, and you're not going to be getting any smarter anytime soon. Everyone knows exactly what you are. You're not changing that. You know exactly what you are, too, and you're not changing that either.
So the next time you're convinced that what you have to say is smart or witty or insightful or important, second-guess yourself, realise you're wrong, get on your knees, and get something in your mouth that actually belongs there.
Those are the kind of stupid sounds we much prefer hearing out of you.