Memento Mori

John leans over to glance at something on Nikolai's phone? Nikolai has his nipple between his fingers before John can even read the text in front of him.

Simon turns his back on the man while they're in the kitchen? Nikolai is grabbing a handful of tit and digging his nails in.

And so, like the mature men they are, they develop their own forms of retaliation.

Nikolai makes the mistake of bending over to pick up a sock off of the floor? Simon's hand meets his arse with such force that the crack draws John out of the other room.

The pilot spends the rest of the day walking stiff as a board and by the end of the night he has a hand shaped bruise over his left cheek.

John has to squeeze past Nikolai in the hallway after the man wakes up and is less than careful about groping the Russian's cock over his boxers on his way by.

When Nik tries to grab his wrist as John walks away, John simply shakes his head and nods down to his tits, the skin red and raw.

That's why we like you, Mulder, your ideas are weirder than ours.

He was freaking out, kyle and Simon had to pull him back towards the heli pad, but before any of them could even begin to reassure or comfort the older man, a small voice came from behind them.

“What’s going on?” You asked, standing on your tippy toes, trying to see what all the commotion was.

When they turned around they saw you with your wings outstretched and a couple of bottled waters in your hand.

what comes in through the window is a comfort compared to what comes in through the door

(paraphrased quote from letterboxd user zoltarak)