Oh no my gay is showing

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

we’re finally getting to use the 3rd amendment guys

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

oh I didn’t realize this was a writing prompt

pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live

I feel so attacked right now

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.