things ric said at 3 am ask meme
3 27: theres legos in my colon
3 27: where is this fucking cocksleeve bitch
3 29: this is what happens when you dont buy the 5 beauty products from ipsy.com
3 30: the pope is after him
3 30: hes getting some fucking milk
3 32: ju is finally understanding what it means to finally fucking be a pillow
3 33: im eating a banana and it just tastes like ass. Not even in a good way. Its okay because my phone will finally possess my body im literally melting into fondue
3 33: ju starts snoring on call shes asleep
3 33: slap your ass and then just wait until the abyss absorbs you
3 36: welcome to laslow we have spinach and ham
3 37: 2% milk up my ratass bum (? just slurring at this point)
3 37: im going to mop up this fucking floor with a chicken cutlet and 5 spoons and you cant stop me
3 37: im in bed with elmers glue stuck to me
3 39: the fact that his ass is out sent my pussy to hell and splish splash
3 40: while i check up on ju im going to … swallow a marching band of tiny soldiers
3 40: i think time is literally swallowing me right now as im turning into shit
3 42: i have been enveloped in an erotic flame 10 times hotter than our sun
3 42: we have to sleep. If not the flat earth people will break into our house and steal our fucking maneuver. our manure
3 43: when we finally meet in real life im going to put an enema into my ass and shit cannon all of our enemies.
3 44: its time to slap the mooses ass goodnight gamers