People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

izzy's playlists!
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
Xuebing Du

Origami Around

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Peter Solarz
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Product Placement

Kiana Khansmith

#extradirty
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People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

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Hi, sorry to bother you but you posted a story to reddit that's been deleted but I genuinely still think about all the time. It was part of a little anthology where an old man's consousness was transferred into his bowel and an scp style agent was called in to investigate the worm that turned out to be his intestines crawling for help. Its one of the most unique, fascinating, terrible fates I've encountered in a story in a long time and I was really hoping there was still a way to read those stories?
Yes! I put them up on my own website as the series "we hunt monsters," including new entries, and I'm working on more!
First entry is here, and links to additional entries are at the bottom:
The reason art history is so limited in work opportunities is because a. most of us are surprisingly uncreative with business and making money, and b. global survey art museums, rare/special libraries, and luxury auction houses are colonial institutions. therefore, they only exist in europe and america.... The number of jobs is limited to the size of 100~ specific departments. People LOVE these jobs and would rather die working than retire. the newer admin departments like finance or publicity are NOT hiring people with art history backgrounds. you can train students in non-european art, but those fields of study will always be more archeology shaped simply due to the goals and trajectory of european art history.
Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who ships this
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Archaeologist problems: Wet Sharpies
Archaeologists and field scientists of the world, does the tiniest bit of misty rain render your Sharpies Completely Useless when you try to label your artifact and sample bags? Today I discovered this bad boy, and holy shit it writes on wet flagging tape and wet artifact bags like it's nothing. Not sure yet if the pigment will fade sooner than a Sharpie, but for rainy days, this is a game-changer for me.
First stroller ride of the year 💖

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normal friendship things
Heehaw 2024 -> 2025 🐎
The Midwest's #1 Horse Drag King <3
Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob
ATTENTION ROBOT PERVERTS: i finally (mostly) finished this how-to guide on using a workskin on AO3 to imitate computer stuff like bluescreen, pop-ups, command prompt, and retro monochrome green screens. So now you can add stuff like this to your AO3 fics:
All the code is included in the work, you just have to copy/paste the CSS into your own custom workskin, add that to whatever fic you want it to go in, and then add the HTML code for it. I tried to be thorough with the how-to guide but if anyone has questions I’m happy to answer them here or in the comments section of the fic
I may add or tweak a couple of things at a later date (or add more options if people are interested) but for now I’m pretty satisfied with where it’s at :-)
Shut Up, I Don’t Care

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POV: Friday the 13th landed on the same week as your 31st 🐈⬛🧿✨
I'm surprised Rex got up and finished the song after all that people don't usually last that long with me in the pit