i don't wanna be;

but then you think, “oh shit-”

character aesthetics - the feminist (requested by anonymous)

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?" (davis twins)

"Trust me, mine is better."

[text] How would you feel about moving in?

[text] I don’t care if you’re throwing up lava, I’d rather spend the day with you than them

Not necessarily. Because I’d have the smarts to avoid anything that could get me killed by whatever maniac is running around in the woods.

At least my death wouldn't be in vain -- I mean, someone's gotta be the warning shot for everyone else, right?

I’m not going to cry. I’m not Jude. And if a bear comes… Well, I’ll probably just throw you in the way. Safety and all.

Please, don't act like I wasn't there the time both of you cried over Marley & Me.

If we are in a horror movie though, that means you’ll be the first to go. The one who talks about it is always the first one gone.

And this is why I refuse to watch horror movies with you ever. But really, Jay, wouldn't you talking about it mean your untimely death will follow mine?

That’s offensive. You were attempting to navigate just as much as I was, Lydia. Honestly.

You can go cry about how offensive I am later, first we have to figure out the right way back. Unless we get eaten by a bear first. -- Kidding.