I choose you

Imagine getting so horny for a guy you just met that you convince yourself he must be the messiah and then turning out to be kind of right. It’s possible, it happened to my friend Sarnax of the Edelwood

[sexting] no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007