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3244. Mimikyu (Fan Art)

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Both of Astrid's parents have been shown as broad shouldered warriors, but we couldn't possibly make the main characters love interest fat! Dear God no.

So they'd rather tell us that these

two Hoffersons (a renowned warrior family, so it's not like Astrid just dieted. The Hoffersons were literally known to go absolutely fucking feral on the battlefield) had THIS DAUGHTER?!

Pico: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Whitty: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Ruv: Actually I did the math, Pico would have $225, not $0.15.

Pico: Fam I’m right here....

Boyfriend: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Whitty: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Boyfriend: Sorry I only have a dollar

Whitty: :(

Hex: Hey I just realized, Pico would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Boyfriend: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Ruv: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hex: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Ruv: Apply juice to what

Whitty: Directly to the forehead

I’ve been fascinated with the underground town of Coober Pedy, in Australia, b/c it’s the Opal mining capital of the world, and my birthstone is the Opal. Plus, it’s a very interesting place. 

B/c it’s so hot, 80% of the town is underground. You can buy an above-ground house, if you really want one, but all homes are relatively inexpensive.

Shopping is underground.

Bars, coffee shops, & restaurants are also underground.

Churches are underground, too.

You can visit & stay in one of the many motels. This is the lobby of a Comfort Inn.