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sometimes you just have to go crazy crazy crazy til u see the sun

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

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timothee chalamet’s full name is “timothee hal chalamet” and I have never seen a name that looked so much like an anagram

being a mcu actor has gotta be like a horror film you wake up and go to your little green screen box a man in a trenchcoat hands you the script for the day and every other line is redacted you dont even know what movie youre filming they put a nerf gun to your head that theyll cgi later and are like. say the lines tom.

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the gay signs are cancer scorpio pisces gemini sagittarius and leo and i don’t want anyone disagreeing with me on this

i changed my mind the gay signs are gemini and aquarius. thats it

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

your roommate is correct

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones